1 amA Story by Kathryn SmithMy mind is a character and she likes to bug me at night...Kit kat ! - it's nearly 1 am. Why are you still up? What are you doing? Is it lust? Wanderlust? Is it that dream you dreamed? The one that made you not want to dream again? Is it that man? You know who I'm talking about.. The hunky one. No. Not him, the other guy. No. Not Dan you dimwit...FOCUS! Your lover. Yeeaaahhh hiiimmmm. He's so hot. Haah wink wink Nudge nudge. Dammmn girl! How many lovers do you have??! Oh. Oh..right. Wow. Youre a w***e. LOL! Just kiiddiiinnnggg! Nah. He's cool. Okay. I wont tell anyone! Why are you always so hungry late at night? That mango ice cream is THE BEST. Why do we want Indian food so much? Why do soft blankets make you want to have a child? I mean come one Kathryn - we discussed this earlier. Do you really want to push a human being out of your va jay jay? Giiirrrrlll! Well..what are you going to do with your life? Was it really smart to say that Kathryn? No, you cant be a stripper. Have some more respect for yourself. Don't worry about a thing girl, you'll be fine. You are so loved.. and yes...you should really get some shut eye. Your thoughts are getting kinda weird. I think you sneezed 50 times today. I hate winter too. Embrace your inner Daenerys. Ride that dragon!! Riiiddeee! Yeah..I cant wait for summer either. Hey did you forget to turn the oven off? Remember that time you walked out of the bakery telling your mom on the phone that you "dropped the cake?" LOL Good one! We're so funny. Oh and remember that lady who thought LOL meant lots of love?? And then she texted you...Grandma died lol! And you thought you were awkward. Hey when are you going to bug your sister about that NASA jumper? That would look so good on you. Wanna go to the moon?
Okay. I'll be quiet. Goodnight K. Love you. You know you should really go check the oven.... © 2017 Kathryn SmithReviews
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