the Most Human Human

Basically what i'd be like if I embraced all of my desires.

Everyday I wake up and kill my super-villains

Put the cross to sleep, softly, blindfold him.

Then I go off eating diseases and make my millions.

Failed the sex driving test,

Find my decency dining on women.

My table manners couldn't find there way here.

I eat with my hands in your mouth

I still check for monsters under the bed

That's where I found God

Jacking off in the closet

To my childhood obesity

I diet on his only son

He died for the junk food.

He really just wanted me to sleep in his thinning belly. 

Now that I'm older I write my own drugs

Pick my own apples 

Like the ones where the fuckers I hate

Die while they f**k each other

This keeps me erect and I get revenge

I don't wake up in the morning. 

I just fry in bed

That's how my villains died, left underfed. 

I don't feed the sick, I can't cure the poor.

I spend my money on happiness, that's all it's good for

That and everything you can't have

Jesus is a travesty of man

I don't look inside of women

I find dreams, breaking toys.

I look inside their throats, where I find my joy.

I'm in there soaking regrets.

I don't need a God, I can kill people myself.

And just like him I don't feel, we're both robots.

But I'm the most human human to ever race.

Author's Note

I'm a clean cut kid and i've been to college too!