How To Be Lonely

Its all in the title!

I sold my soul to be born

And bought some friends with that

The catch is they're made of pork

Pigs will swallow the needy

You know how I get when I'm hungry

That's how I became to lonely.

Reviews

[~]

You know how they say never to go grocery shopping when you are hungry? Yeah, that is good advice for shopping for friends too. Making friends on an empty stomach will wind up with you getting served for dinner. :)

[the Most Human Human]

Well maybe eating people isn't so wrong, the apostles ate Jesus, and we can eat fish because they don't have feelings. What CANT we eat? I condone the eating of friends! That's what friends are for!

[~]

Jesus was a zombie. Why else would he ask you to eat his flesh? You make a very good point about friends. That is very resourceful of you. But remind me to never get stuck on in a snowstorm with you or get caught on a deserted island.....I am moderately fearful of the outcome.

[the Most Human Human]

If I were to remind you that'd just inconvenience me, i'll tell you after you're eaten. But i'm actually so happy someone else agrees that Jesus was just a zombie who thought he was his own father. Birthed by an underaged jewish girl who cheated on her pedophile husband with a bearded stranger who claims to live in clouds. It seems as if the accounts of the bible were just really bad acid trips. I died as Jesus two days ago, who's gonna prove me wrong!