Scatterbrain

Scatterbrain

A Poem by the Most Human Human
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Unlike most of the things I will be posting this does not have a continual theme or message, just random thoughts I wanted to compile, hence the name "Scatterbrain"

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Being myself got played out, just like being Batman.
I need my dreams to escape from under my hat and hunt each other in the woods.
I eat people because things taste better when you're hungry.
That's why my stomach ate itself, and taught me to bring a couch to hell.
I don't have enough friends for a party, invite the things we can't afford. 
I told everyone I killed myself as an april fools joke.
I was hiding in the basement waiting for someone to find me funny,
Funny thing is this happened on my birthday,
I did it so they'd feed my cake to the homeless.
People are people because you are what you eat.
I judge books by their cover because this machine can't read.
I'm better off just teaching ink to speak.
He'd probably be less socially awkward.
I turned the other cheek into a glass of needles
Being the better man wont grow me another face.
But whatever I'm glad I got my gold medal.
I remember being born, it was a failed suicide attempt.
Opposite day is every day when you're a pessimist. 

© 2012 the Most Human Human


Author's Note

the Most Human Human
I have awful format and punctiuation and what not.

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Added on August 18, 2012
Last Updated on August 18, 2012
Tags: sarcasm, deppression, humor, starfish, poetry, mediocre, random, scatter

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