Stupid Questions

Questions that really make you think

If something eats a zombie, are they a consumer or a decomposer?

Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto uses all four? They're both dogs!

Why do people say 'slept like a baby'? Babies wake up every two hours.

If a deaf person goes to court, is it still called a hearing?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

If Superman stops bullets with his chest, why does he duck when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 's' in lisp?

If the temperature is zero today, and it will be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Who looked at a cow, and thought, "Hey! I'll squeeze these pink dangly things, and drink whatever comes out."?

Who looked at a chicken, and thought, "I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of that thing's bum."?

Do you cry underwater?

Why do people go up tall buildings and pay to use binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do people point to their wrists when they want the time, but won't point to their butt to ask where the bathroom is?

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made of?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do aliens abduct us if we are the inferior race?

Why do they use a cotton swab on a guy before a lethal injection?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in', when it's only a penny for your thoughts? Where the heck is the extra penny going?

Why does round pizza come in a square box?

How can you tell when you've run out of invisible ink?

If someone got addicted to counseling, how would you treat them?

Did Adam and Eve have navals?

Can you disappear into fat air instead of thin air?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If Fed Ex and UPS merge, would they call it Fed UP?

If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar, would you believe him?

If a mute child swears, does his mom wash his hands with soap?

What would a chair look like if you bent your knees the other way?

If pro is the opposite of con, then is progress the opposite of Congress?

What happens if you get 'scared half to death' twice?

What would happen if you put a slinky down an escalator?

Why is it called 'after dark', when really it's 'after light'?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Why is 'wise man' the opposite of 'wise guy'?

Why is 'overlook' the opposite of 'oversee'?

Why is it 'night falls' but 'day breaks'?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If rabbit feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?

Author's Note

Just some random stuff:)

Reviews

[emma]

"Whose idea was it to put an 's' in lisp?" - "Who looked at a cow, and thought, "Hey! I'll squeeze these pink dangly things, and drink whatever comes out."?" those were my two favourites. hilarious story! great idea! it was very entertaining, and i'm glad i read it:)

[M. Jewell]

That was great. I've actually asked myself some of those. Good job!

[Lonnie Paul Johnson]

I like this and some of them made me laugh out loud, its great!!!

[Vertigoingnowhere]

Wow this is really good i love this good job! mind takin a look at some of my work? thanks :)))

[KittyStarr1101]

This really made me think but I love it!

[paparapapa]

HAHA. Really interesting questions! This one's fun to read. ;)