Pak and Iraq -- Rap

 

[Chorus start]

You better watch your back

Cause the pak and Iraq are on the attack

Give the pak a tic-tak before he gets a smack

Give the Iraq some crack before he blows up your shack

 

Don’t cut us some slack

Cause like the terminator, we will be back

 

BACK (repeating in the background)

[Chorus end]

 

Aint it kinda funny

Aint it kinda wacky

That the paki is rappin with the Iraqi

 

We are gonna mix it up with some curry

Blend so nice like a McFlurry

Sit back relax, you aint got no worry

Cause 7 11 is on sale….so hurry

 

[Chorus]

 

Coming back with a vengeance

With bombs in hand

Eating mixed curry like superman

Give a big kiss to a terrorist

Or else click, clack you be dismissed

 

Pak and Iraq dressed for the prom

One dressed calm, the other kinda dame

Gonna hit your mom with the bomb

[Horse Neighing in background]

Bag up the phone like we hanged up Sadam

 

[Chorus]

 

Ain’t it kinda wicked

When you see a curry you want to lick it

When you play soccer you just want to kick it

When you see a stick you wanna play cricket

CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT

 

[Chorus]

 

P’ONIT!

Author's Note

a parody of myself and a friend of mine at work and how we work as a team.