Meirion GreenA Story by PabProfessional sceptic Hermann Beiringer suspects Meirion Green of being more than just an illusionist, but his investigation is destined to end in tragedy...Meirion Green The lighting engineer
had failed to create a mysterious atmosphere and everyone knew it. So the
director was trying to produce tension by having one cameraman circle us, while
a second stayed fixed on my face, and a third on my guest’s. Over in the corner
of this fake basement, the producer was biting his thumbnail. Beside him was a
man in his sixties, rotund, bald, jolly, smirking through his white beard. Opposite me sat Jim
Merrick, celebrity author. On the table beside us, dumped in a shapeless pile,
were all twenty-three of his detective novels. In his pocket was a sealed
envelope containing a piece of paper on which I had written a single word. “Okay Jim, I’m going
to turn my back, I’m not going to say a word, there’s no way I can influence
you. Take your time. Use any method you choose and pick one of your books.” I turned my back and
studied the floor. Briefly I studied the trainers of the peripatetic cameraman,
then I studied the floor again. Just as the trainers were coming back into
view, Jim said, “Got one.” I turned back and
smiled. “Death is Easy. Just confirm, Jim, it was a free choice.” “Yeah yeah,” said Jim,
scratching his long face and adjusting his scruffy jacket, “I chose it
randomly. Absolutely. Yeah.” “Good. Now pick a
number, any number you like.” “Seven hundred.” “Seven hundred! I
didn’t expect that. People usually pick something between one and fifty.” Jim grinned. “I make
my living thinking outside the box,” he said. Resisting an impulse
to gag, I smiled instead and said, “Okay Jim, I’d like you to count the number
of letters in the words, seven hundred.” “Twelve,” said Jim
after a moment. “Good. If we take
seven hundred and multiply it by twelve, what do we get?” He looked at me
blankly. “I’m a best-selling author, not a computer!” I made a point of
laughing good-humouredly. You must never show that you think your guest is a
prat, unless that’s part of your act, of course. “Eight thousand four hundred,”
I said. “But - here’s a calculator. Check it for me.” I gave him a huge
calculator, one that the walkabout cameramen could clearly focus on. Jim tapped
in the calculation. “Eight thousand four hundred,” he said, obviously
impressed. “It’s a big number,” I
said. “Too big. Let’s simplify it. We’ll just keep the eight and the four -
that gives us the number eighty-four. Are you following me so far Jim?” “Yip. We’ve got number
eighty-four. I wish I’d picked it in the first place!” I made a seemingly
casual gesture with my hand, in the shape of a swan. “Pick another number.” “Two,” said Jim “Okay. Now let’s take
eighty-four and divide it by two” “Forty-two " don’t
need the calculator for that.” “Forty-two,” I said.
“The meaning of life! Turn to page forty-two of Dying is Easy.” “Yip,” said Jim, once
he had the page before him. “Now we need to decide
which line to read out. Well, forty-two is made up of a four and a two. What’s
four and two?” “Six!” “Read line six for me
- no wait! Just in case people think this a little too smooth, let’s throw in a
spanner. Read line six - but from the other side of the page.” Jim turned back to
page forty-one and read line six. “...said Thorn. ‘I
don’t like this leap of faith approach. I want clues, evidence...” “Now Jim,” I said,
making eye contact with him, “of the words on that line, is there one that
jumps out at you, one word that springs up?” He read the line
again. “Leap, I suppose,” he said. “Leap,” I repeated.
“Okay, take out the sealed envelope I gave you earlier. Open it and show the
paper inside it to the camera.” He did so and I smiled
broadly as he broke into astonished laughter. “How the hell did you do that?”
he yelled, forgetting to show the paper to the camera, but gazing at it, then
at me, then at it again, with good-humoured bewilderment. “What’s the word on
the paper, Jim?” “Leap!” he declared,
finally showing it to the camera. I stood up and shook
his hand. “Jim,” I said, “it’s been a real pleasure having you on the show.” With the recording
over, it took me a few minutes to prise myself free of him, as he, too savvy to
ever be influenced, kept insisting he’d chosen everything freely so how the
hell had I done it? It was like being saddled with a drunk. At last a
production assistant got him away, I quickly reviewed the segment with the director
and producer, then turned to the man with the white beard. “So, what does the
scourge of charlatans make of that?” I asked, as we exchanged a warm handshake. “Very good, Paul,” he
replied in his light Swiss accent. “I’m sure it will baffle all your viewers.” “But not you,
Hermann.” “Let us walk to the
car and see whether I can work it out before we get to the restaurant.” Once the make-up girl
had cleaned me up, we made our way to an expensive restaurant in the West End,
meal courtesy of Hermann. En route, he dissected my illusion. “Let me see. You meet
Jim Merrick at a party. You assess whether he is someone who is suggestible,
whom you can manipulate. The answer, yes. So you invite him on your show. You
draw up a list of words that are likely to be in each of his detective novels -
or in any detective novel, for that matter. You decide on the word leap.
Am I right so far?” I merely smiled. I
never discuss my methods. “Your poor researcher has to read all his books, until she finds the
word leap in each of them. She notes the page and line number for each
book where the word occurs. You memorise this for each book " easy for you with
your memory techniques. So it does not matter which book he picks.” He then gazed at me
with obvious admiration. “Then comes the part
where you are a genius. He has picked Death is Simple or whatever it
was. You know where leap is in that book. You ask him to pick a number,
and from that number you get him to page forty-one, line six. The calculations
you had to make in your head in mere seconds, while appearing not to be doing
so, that is the part that impresses me. Really, Paul, with the gift for
mathematics that you have, you should be a physicist, not doing these party
tricks.” “The party tricks pay
better,” I said. “Then of course, by
using the words jump and spring, you suggest to him the word leap,
and everyone is amazed at your diabolical powers.” “Except the man who’s
offering a million dollars to anyone who can prove in his laboratory that they
have paranormal powers. You’ve still had no takers since the last lunatic two
years ago?” “No,” said Hermann.
“I’m glad you were with me at the time. I keep a gun ever since. Which brings
us to Meirion Green. But, let us wait until we are settled at our table before
we discuss him.” They wanted to seat us
in the window until the waiter changed his mind and gave us a secluded table,
where I wouldn’t be bothered by fans and nutters. One character did spot us and
looked like he was about to demand a trick, but then he thought better of it
and left the restaurant. “Meirion Green,” said
Hermann. “You’ve studied the tapes I sent you?” “Very closely. How did
you get them?” “Well, you know that
Meirion never does television.” “Lucky for me.” “He prefers these arty theatres and things. I was able to bribe one
proprietor to conceal into the ceiling
some cameras.” He looked deep into my eyes, earnestly hoping I had a rational
explanation. I took a sip of wine. “I’m sorry, Hermann. I
couldn’t figure out how he did any of those... tricks, if that’s the
right word.” Hermann sat back
impatiently and began to tap the base of his wine glass. “No one can work them
out, not even I. I had hoped that you...” “None of those tricks
can be done,” I said emphatically. “Think about it. He has a tarantula in a
glass cage. He is able to make it dance - something it would never do in nature
and which no substance could make it do. But there it was, like one of those
horses prancing about doing dressage.” “And then the audience
he invites to choose which of its eight legs the spider will raise from the
floor. Whichever they choose, by the power of his mind " apparently " he makes
the spider obey. Are you sure you cannot replicate that?” “Hermann, I’ve racked
my brain for a way of doing it. It’s impossible.” He gave a discontented
sigh. He was silent for a moment, musing, then he said, “And the beetle - he
can make it go into any one of twenty compartments. Always it goes into the one
an audience member chooses. It never fails.” He stared at me
grimly. “You have met Meirion
Green, yes?” “A few times,” I said.
“He’s a very nice chap, self-effacing, pleasant.” “I too have met him, a
number of times more than you. Don’t you find, each time you talk with him,
that you soon feel mentally tired? Even though the conversation is not
demanding.” “Well, now you come to
mention it, I suppose I have, yes.” He paused. “Paul, I
believe that tiredness comes from Meirion Green probing our minds.” “What!” “I believe he has
paranormal powers. He is a telepath. He can control mindless creatures and he
can possibly access our minds too.” I laughed humourlessly. “Hermann,” I said, “you’re absolutely the last
person on earth I ever expected to say such a thing. You wouldn’t believe in
Australia till you’d been there.” “I follow the line of reasoning,” retorted Hermann, his face sombre.
“There are too many things in Meirion’s life that have no explanation but this,
that he is a telepath.” I took my napkin apart as our food arrived. Once the waiter had gone, I
said, “Then why hasn’t he claimed your million dollars? I’m sure he could do
with the money. Arty venues don’t pay well.” “Meirion takes care to conceal his ability. He claims all his stunts are
illusions, that he is a master of psychology. Piffle. He clearly knows not the
first thing about psychology. Compare him with yourself.” “Then why didn’t he
know there were cameras hidden in the ceiling?” “Only the proprietor
knew and he was careful to be away.” “Okay, Hermann,
suppose you’re right. What are you going to do about it?” “That, my friend,” he
said, taking a mouthful of food, “is where I need your help.” I put down my fork.
“Oh yes?” “I intend to invite
Meirion to my laboratory in Berne, ostensibly to help me with something, but in
reality to unmask him.” “Hold on now,” I said.
“Meirion’s not hurting anyone, he’s not conning anyone, he’s just an
entertainer. If you’re right and he does have powers, well he obviously wants
to keep them quiet. So why not let him be?” “No,” said Hermann,
almost with the fervour of a fanatic. “Science must be informed. We must know
if he has paranormal abilities. He will not be harmed, I assure you. And
obviously, he will not be blackmailed. And I promise to safeguard his
anonymity. But the scientific community must have access to him. Tests will
need to be done. His family will be tested also.” “He’ll become a lab
rat.” “Paul, if Meirion
Green is a telepath, surely you can see the possibilities, both good and bad.” “Good and bad for
who?” “For society. A telepath
could be a very dangerous person. Such a person could rise to enormous
political power. We cannot let this go.” “And what part do I
play in this quest for truth?” “My pretext is that
you have devised a new illusion and you want me to test it. I am asking Meirion
to advise me. I know he will be intrigued sufficiently to accept.” “And why exactly have
your powers failed and you need an illusionist to help you get to the truth? Do
you think he’ll really fall for it?” Hermann chuckled. “Now
I am the psychologist. He will come because he wants to see your greatest
trick.” “And what would that
be exactly?” “I haven’t thought of
it yet.” * * * * * * * * * * * * * It was a fortnight
later. I had been home about an hour. Linda, my girlfriend, was taking a hot
bath. I was laying on the sofa, musing when my phone buzzed. “Hello?” “Ah, I’m glad I got
you home.” I recognised the deep
voice and Welsh lilt at once. “Meirion! This is a
nice surprise. It must be...” “Fourteen months,” he
said. “You came to see my show. We went for a pint after, remember?” “That’s right. Where
are you now?” “Leuven, Belgium. It’s
a university town. I’m doing a few shows.” “Good. Are you ringing
because of Hermann?” “Yeah. What’s this
experiment you’re doing?” “Well, it’s more of a
challenge, really. I bet him I could prove to him I have paranormal powers,
right there in his laboratory, under laboratory conditions, when of course I
haven’t any such abilities at all. He wants to see if he can be conned.” There was a pause.
When Meirion spoke again, I could sense the faint unease in his voice. “That, er, that would
be good for your telly show.” “We’re not going to
film it. It’s just a private thing between the two of us. He thought it would
be interesting if you observed. Actually,” I added, injecting some levity into
my voice, “I think he’s scared that I’ll be too smart for him.” “Well, you’re both
smarter than me, that’s for sure. I can never figure out how you do things.” He said this with a
little too much natural modesty. He was fishing, trying to suss out a hidden
agenda. Meirion, modest though he was, would never normally suggest that
working out an illusion was beyond him. Did he sense a trap? “I don’t believe that
for a moment,” I said smoothly. But I had to get off the subject before he
picked up my unease. “Are you going to
come?” “Oh yeah, I’ll come.
Got to come. Got to see the outcome.” We talked for a few
more minutes, a bit about Hermann, a bit about illusions, some questions about
my show, some questions about his tour. As I put the phone down, Linda came
from the bathroom, towelling her hair. “Who was that?” “Meirion Green.” “Ugh! That man with
the spiders? Yuck. Did he tell you how he did it?” “Oh,” I said, putting
my hands behind my head, “I’ve always known how he did it.” * * * * * * * * * * * * * A month later, I was
at Hermann’s lab in Berne. I’d heard nothing more from Meirion in the meantime,
but had had weekly face-to-face meetings with Hermann to plan the set up.
Meirion had been requesting meetings with him too, but Hermann had wisely put
him off. He was concerned that the Welshman would read his intentions.
Personally, I didn’t think Meirion’s telepathy extended that far. If it did,
the whole thing would fail once he walked through the door. At last, Hermann’s
driver brought Meirion from the airport. I could see, from the way he glanced
at us, that he was suspicious. But we kept him talking, avoiding any forced
bonhomie " which would have given the game away, telepathy or not. Once or
twice, I felt an odd sensation, difficult to describe, a sort of mild tingling
in the brain, but it lasted only seconds. If Meirion was probing, he apparently got
nowhere, for after a short while I could see that he was fooled. Lunch over, we went to
the lab. Hermann had erected a screen, yet to be wheeled into place, which
would be positioned between us. Our wrists were strapped to the arms of our
chairs, which were about four yards apart. Our index fingers were wired up, so
that we could work a cursor on a monitor before us. These monitors were linked.
I was pretending to claim that, from a hundred symbols, I could make Meirion
choose the one I chose, and get a success rate of ninety per cent. But there
was one thing that Hermann didn’t mention to Meirion until we were strapped in.
We were to have electrodes taped to our temples to record brain waves. “No thanks,” said
Meirion, clearly alarmed. “It’s Paul’s brainwaves you need, not mine.” “But I need to compare
the brain patterns,” said Hermann, attaching an electrode. Meirion tried to
shift his head away. “No,” he said. “I
refuse consent. I don’t like things taped to my head. It’s a phobia I’ve got.” Hermann hesitated a
moment, as anger built up pressure inside him. Then suddenly it erupted. He pressed
the electrodes against Meirion’s skull with such force that Meirion howled. “You think I’m a
fool?” yelled Hermann. “You think I don’t know about you? You think you can
fool me?” “Hermann,” I yelled,
“calm down. Remember this is being videoed.” But Hermann had no
intention of calming down. His face had turned purple and he was swearing to
himself in German. He strode across the lab and took his gun out of a drawer. “What’s going on?”
demanded Meirion, not of Hermann, but of me. “Stop him!” “You are a telepath!”
shouted Hermann, crossing back to Meirion, waving his pistol. “Admit it! Admit
it!” “You’re out of your
mind! Undo these straps.” Hermann stared angrily
at him, then walked over to me and put the gun to my head. “Admit it or I kill Paul.” I jerked my body
sideways to try to get away from the gun. He grabbed my neck and pressed the barrel into my temple. “Hermann, this proves
nothing,” I said. “Stop being a bloody fool!” “Nothing is
what I want to prove,” retorted Hermann. “Nothing, nothing at all.
Telepathy does not exist. It goes against everything I believe and stand for as
a scientist. If you are a telepath, Meirion Green, believe me, no one will ever
know. Your secret will die here today with you and science will go on as before.” Meirion was
open-mouthed. He stared at Hermann, then at me. “Can’t you stop him,
Paul?” “How can I? For God’s
sake, if you are a telepath, do something! Change his mind!” “But I can’t! All I
can do is affect simple creatures. I can’t read the human mind. I’ve tried,
time and again, but it’s beyond me. I get exhausted in seconds.” Hermann took the gun
from my head. He said quietly, “Then you admit it.” Meirion was breathing
heavily. He struggled against his straps, but without success. Then he gave Hermann
a long, searching look, and said, “Yes, I’m a telepath. I admit it. Kill me if
you want, but let Paul go.” “It’s all right,
Meirion,” I said. “He doesn’t want to kill you. This is a trick he’s made up to
get you to confess. But please believe, I knew nothing of any of this. I
thought he was going to "” I jumped in my seat as
an explosion sounded just inches from me. Then two more. Meirion Green slumped
forward, dead. “Hermann!” I screamed.
“What are you doing? Have you gone mad? Put that gun down. Call an ambulance.
Let me free!” But Hermann seemed in
a daze. He walked up to a video camera on the wall, looked into it, put the gun
in his mouth and pulled the trigger. * * * * * * * * * * * * * The police wanted me
to stay on in Berne for a few days, in case they had further questions. But the
video evidence was clear enough. Hermann had gone berserk. I was lucky to have
escaped with my life. As for Meirion being a telepath, that was obviously a
delusion of Hermann’s that Meirion had gone along with in the hope of saving
our lives. The hotel receptionist
told me they had only the presidential suite free, but that she was very sorry,
it was kept reserved. I wasn’t in the mood to look elsewhere, so, after a
moment, she changed her mind and let me have it. Then a reporter arrived, the
first to track me down. But before he could finish his question, he abruptly
recalled something urgent and left. I decided to get to my room before he
returned. As the porter put down my luggage, I flopped into a chair, not
bothering to look at the opulent surroundings. He stood there, waiting for a
tip. I don’t like giving tips, especially abroad, trying to work out the
exchange rate " I’m so useless at maths. So he decided he didn’t want a tip
after all, and left. So: it had all gone to
plan. Meirion Green would never one day move into television and steal my
thunder. That had always been something I’d feared. Instead, he had died
bravely, sacrificing himself by telling a lie, in order to save me. I would
never cease to honour him. The one man who might have exposed the truth was
dead, his reputation disintegrated. During that meal with me in the restaurant,
when I saw what he would do to a telepath, Hermann had signed his own death
warrant. After all, if he had seen through Meirion, whose abilities were so
puny, then sooner or later... I noticed a spider up
in the corner of the ceiling. With Meirion dead, it was finally time to develop
my act. So I made it run down and do a little victory dance for me. There was a knock at
the door. With some irritation, I said, “Come in.” It was that reporter again.
I shouldn’t have, I know, but it was the mood I was in. I made him do a little
jig for me, there in the middle of the room. I thought about making him jump
out the window, but causing three deaths in one day might rouse suspicion. So I
helped him forget he’d performed the dance and, as I’d done in the lobby, put
into his mind that he had an important appointment with his editor. Off he
dashed. Oh dear. It was then I
noticed that he’d squashed the spider. Now, Meirion would never have allowed that. END © 2016 Pab |
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Added on September 4, 2016 Last Updated on September 4, 2016 AuthorPabUnited KingdomAboutI wanted to be an author when I was a boy - well, all that's long past! I enjoy writing all sorts of things - novels, poems, radio plays, comedy sketches. more..Writing
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