RACIST

WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE THIS THING

 THIS THING THAT MAKE MEN THINK, WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO FEEL THE ADRINALIN PUMPING IN MY VAINS AS I DO WHAT I DO

WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA BE A RACIST

TO ME A YOUNG BOY IT’S THE BEST CAREER IN THE WORLD MY THOUGHTS RUN A RAMPAGE COUSE IN THIS CAREER I DON’T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK

MY CAREER HAS ITS OWN VOCABULARY MANY GREAT MEN HAVE DIED IN THIS PROFESSION BUT I WOULD LOVE FOR ONE DAY TO BE CALLED A RACIST

EVEN THOUGH RACISTS DON’T HAVE A UNION WE STILL BANK THE MOST MONEY e.g. MA MI MA EISH WHAT’S HIS NAME AGAIN DON’T WORRY ILL REMEMBER

PEOPLE SAY I AM EXTREMELY DUMB FOR SAYING WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA BE A

RACIST

LEAVE PEOPLE AMAZED AT WHAT I DO AND HOW I DO IT WELL SOME MIGHT EVEN SAY IT’S DEATH DEFYNG BUT IT’S MY JOB

DON’T GET ME WRONG ITS NO REGULAR MAN WHO CAN DO THIS YOU NEED TO HAVE GREAT PASSION BECOUSE MOST OF THE TIME IT INVOLVES MINDLESS BLABBING, IN MY DREAM CAREER THEY DON’T DISCRIMINATE COUSE EVERYONE CAN BECOME ONE ALL TOU NEED IS SKILL

YES I WAS BORN FOR THIS SOON I’LL BE A HOUSEHOLD NAME LIKE THOSE THAT CAME BEFORE ME ALL GREAT MEN

YES SIGN ME UP I DON’T CARE IF I HAVE TO SELL MY SOUL FOR PROTECTION COUSE

WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA BE A RACIST

I’LL BE THE FLYEST WITH A BIG WATCH, CHAMPAGNE AND ALL THE MEDIA COVERAGE I DESIRE HELL FORGET SCHOOL I WOULD LEAVE IT ALL NOW IF I HAD A CHANCE TO BE A RACIST

YOU SEE FOR YOU WHO DON’T KNOW I WANT TO BE A RACIST AND DRIVE A FAST CAR ONE DAY IS ONE DAY I WILL MAKE IT TO NASCAR YEH NOW I REMEMBER THE RACIST’S NAME its MICHAEL SCHUMACHAR