Beauxtusvalle

A beautiful story for children of all ages. A valle with unmatched beauty, and with many secrets and adventures to discover!

I got fired. Why you ask? Doesn't matter. Why did I tell you tell? No reason really.
It's just that every story needs a beginning, so I decided to start with that.

After being fired, I moved away to another city. It was good. It was nice, really.
The city was called Beauxtusvalle, one of England's oldest, if not the oldest, city.

I got there and had a strange feeling of "displacement".
Like suddenly I was moving back-and-forth between different states of the city. All-in-all,
it was a very quaint place.

I got an erection. It was weird, but not out of place. After exploring the city for some time,
I felt incredibly aroused, as if someone was massaging my testicles. I have no idea where
the feeling came from, but it quickcly subsised as soon as I entered my new house.

The house was pretty big, it amazed me how little it actually costed so little. I was suspicious
of the offer when the salesman told me about it, too, but in the end, I decided to give in to curiousity
and took the first chance to escape from my previous sad state of affairs.

While exploring the house even further, I found an old treasure box. It looked very old,
almost like a relic from the time of pirates themselves. I tried opening in every way I could,
but it didn't even budge. There was a huge lock in front of the box, so I figured I would need a key.
I also thought about breaking it by pushing it from the balcony, but the box was inhumanly heavy.

I then entered the kitchen. And looked around. And left the kitchen.

Suddenly, I heard the doorbell. It was weird because I didn't remember seeing a doorbell
when I entered the house, only one of those old-fashione things to knock on doors.

I opened the door and was met with a lovely-looking old lady holding a pie.
She was so adorable I thought of hugging her, but that would have been too intrusive.
She didn't say a word to me after I opened the door. She just kept that smile and that
steaming hot pie on her hand.

Figuring that she wouldn't say anything, I took the pie out of her hand and threw it to her
face. Haha! Iithought to myself, "How amusing!". When it was then that I heard a very hearty
laugh from outside.

It was the old woman again. She was there rolling on the floor with laughter after I threw
the pie at her face. I looke quizzically to her and asked her why she thought it was so funny.
She said that her grandson used to do the exact same thing with her, a long time ago.

I thought it was weird, but that old lady was incredibly charming, so I asked if she wanted
to enter my house. She quickly and happily agreed to the request and entered the house jumping
around like a cat on catnip.

As soon as she entered my home, I felt a cold breeze flowing through me. It then stopped for
half a second when the wind suddenly got very strong and closed the front door.

I thought it was strange, like the weather was against me living in this place. I have
no idea how the weather can hate someone like me. I never speak ill of the weather like
some people use the weather for small talk and curse it for everything.

I then bowed in the direction of the sky and then a light shone towards me and said:
"That old lady is not what she looks!", the mysterious light said. "But she looks so cute!",
I replied. The wind suddenly started picking up in strenght and it asked: "Did you have an
erection when she smiled at you.

I then realized. When walking around the city earlier, I remember catching the glimpse
of an old lady, and then got and erection. I have never felt aroused by old woman before,
so I just thought that the beauty of the city itself made me have an erection.
I have never looked at old woman porn. Maybe I should start.

Anyway, after the light asked me that question. I stood still for what seemed like a minute,
but one hour had actually passed. When I regained my senses, I found myself on top of a
king-size bed. I was naked, and the old lady was lying naked beside me, as well.

She looked at me with passion in her eyes and said: "Make sweet love to me." I couldn't
resist it. We made love during that whole evening and the next day. She was incredibly
amazing in bed. The orgasms I had were unlike anything I had ever felt before.

We then slept after out wild night of love and passion. I awoke to the sound of thunder and
immediately thought of the song "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC. Man, that song rocks so hard.

The thunder sounds got louder and louder. It also seemed to sound closer to me, as well.
The old lady which I never bothered to ask her name said that her grandson was coming to pick
her up. I quickly looked at her terrified. Her grandson was made out of thunder. He might
even be Thor, but I decided I didn't want an autograph. I prefer Loki, myself.

When I thought about Loki, the image of a dog came to my mind. It was beautiful, it was
smilling, and for a moment I thought I was in heaven, but, alas, it wasn't for long.

The front door to the bedroom which we were located opened suddenly with the great force
of thunder. It was a really dark cloud. I'm not good with cloud names, but it was an
average sized cloud, but it was really dark.

The cloud then asked: "Did you have coitus with my grandmother?". My mind went blank!
I was caught in the act. What should I have done? You decide!

Except not. The cloud looked at me and threw lightning at me. And the song "Thunderstruck"
by AC/DC immediately started playing in the room. The cloud then started banging it's head
while screaming: "YEA YEA YEA THUNDERSTRUCK!" I actually thought it was amusing, but I was
dying. The cloud looked at me right in the eyes, it's breath could be felt flowing on my
face.

It stopped for a second and it said: "No one has coitus with my grandmother without dad's
permission." A quick flash of lightning flooded the room. On the corner of the room
appeared a monkey, who started screaming in monkey language at me. I then fainted.

I woke up at a hospital. I was lying on a bed and I was feeling pretty bad about everything
that happened. A then noticed a red flashing sign above my bed and pressed a button near
my hand. A voice started coming from a radio, but the radio only kept transmitting static
noise. I then thought: "Radio? What going on with that radio?". The sound of static then
stopped and the voice of a woman started coming from it.

She asked me if I was feeling alright. On the exact same moment that I was about to answer
her question, she said that she was coming to check on me. "How rude!", I thought.
Do people these days have no respect?

The door then opened, I couldn't see the nurse's face from where I was, but she had
a very sexy body. My penis instantly got hard.

She approached me slowly. But as she got closer and closer I felt more and more dread.
Like my life was being pulled away from me. She got so close to me and I felt so horrible
that I wanted to scream.

She then got closed enough for me to see her face. I then realized the horrors that lie
deep inside the human mind. I glimpsed upon the dark corners of the earth and everything
vile of humanity. The unspeakable horror overwhelmed me. It was who is known as...

... Mike Tyson.