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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ptYqaheP38

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Madness takes hold, as like a desperately 

underpaid realtor, I begin to nail 

wooden signs, spiked, 

into the low, grass turf of my pleasant lawn - 

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A hundred signs, with bright-red paint 

stenciling emphatic, crooked letters:

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"Read me!"

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"Read me!"

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   "Just f*****g read me!" 

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"Damn you!"

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"I swear to god! I know how to write!"

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