Don't Touch Me

I secrete a lethal chemical.

Don't be tempted

By my brilliant colors.

 

Or, if you prefer,

I'm extremely contagious;

I have mad cow disease,

So don't drink my milk.

 

If I keep

Handing you lies

You'll probably keep taking them.

 

And you won't touch me

Because, if you did,

Something wonderful might happen.