SipA Poem by OliviaI want to do stand-up comedy laying down I want to play chess blindfolded I want to write the great American novel on heroin And I told you to shut shut up You talk and sip I’m busy You sip Sip your iced mocha latte You green tea algorithm Your double shot of peppermint medicine And I tell you to shut up Sip Swallow the drug Your savior Sent down from heaven into the capitalistic arms to those of them above us in Brooks Brothers suits Who only know of those funny little numbers on the screens in their Calvin Klein pockets not knowing the sipping, sipping consumer They shake hands for their new Lamborghini Venn Roadster Sip 12-cylinder Another swig 750-hp Guzzle 221 mph Chug 4.5 million Devour And you finish the drink For your Holy Spirit Your Allah Your Buddha Your sanity Sip Fine I’m done I got angry I got teary Sip And there is a madman in my head Telling me to burn down the establishment for the sake of humanity and the men with too many accountants and the women with too much lipstick and the children the children talking oxycontin every hour on the dot so they can handle an influx of accountants and lipstick There is a man in a red velvet suit He has prickly whiskers and takes my hand We sit down at the poor lighted bar I order him a Shirley Temple and I get gin He says that his wife is lovely I say nice We sip Sip And it feels right Then he orders A double espresso with gravity defying whipped cream A mint iced tea that does your taxes Sip sip He lifts up his cup and hits me on the forehead with free range vanilla pumpkin extra whipped strawberry treatment prepared on the body of a dead hipster who’s clothing is made of kale I can’t see you Sip anymore Yesterday I was a person Today I am abstract concept that waves its ghostly arms and shakes its translucent fingers because once its mind caught on fire by the lights of insanity and paranoia And it decided to no longer breath So it decided to let the fire take control This abstract concept burned up Burned up against the bright blue sky Hearing Sip
Sip © 2015 OliviaAuthor's Note
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5 Reviews Added on February 1, 2015 Last Updated on February 9, 2015 Tags: weird, interesting, experimental, Starbucks, satire, comedy, drink |