Museist Spell

This is a magick spell meant to end writers block.

Start facing east. Take a few breaths and clear your mind. Raise your pen above your head with both hands and vibrate,
Above me Allen Ginsberg,
Point your pin all the way down with both hands and vibrate,
Below me Edgar Allen Poe,
Bring the pin to your right shoulder pointing up and vibrate,
To my right hand Dr. Seuss,
Bring you pin to your left shoulder pointing up and vibrate,
To my left hand Shel Silverstein.
bring your pin to the middle of your chest pointing up and vibrate,
OM
Say, "With the power of poetic pin I draw the circle of muse."
Point your pin away and down from you. Imagine blue colored light coming from your pin and you draw the circle clockwise. As you do this, say the following enchantment.
"You spin me round baby right round like a record baby you spin me right round."
Once the circle is cast stand facing east and say,
"May my words always tickle every soul every day,
and like honey drizzle every word that I say.
My poetic pin keeps powerful time,
May the hook always get them and stay so sublime.
And may I forever continue to rock,
So please help me get over THIS DAMN WRITERS BLOCK!
I would slay a goat! Why not two even three!
If you would just float a little poetry.
I'd be forever faithful. Your servant. Your mage!
If you were some how able to fill the blank page!
Let me write without stopping like when I was a kid!
Let me write without stopping like when I was a kid!
Let me write without stopping like when I was a kid!"
Feel the inspiration fill you. Once you feel you've had enough, close the circle by first saying, "By the mighty eraser of censorship I undo the circle of muse."
Extend your pin again and remove the energy in a counter clockwise motion. Use the following enchantment,
"Dizzy my head is spinning. Like a whirlpool if never ends. And it's you girl making it spin. I'm so dizzy."
Once your done you should be facing east again. Raise your pen above your head with both hands and vibrate,
Above me Allen Ginsberg,
Point your pin all the way down with both hands and vibrate,
Below me Edgar Allen Poe,
Bring the pin to your right shoulder pointing up and vibrate,
To my right hand Dr. Seuss,
Bring you pin to your left shoulder pointing up and vibrate,
To my left hand Shel Silverstein.
Hold both of your arms out to your sides and declare the following.
"Around me shines the light of Muse, Goddess of inspiration and within shines the light of me Adonis, God of a poet's inner senses! Nothing is proven, all is permitted!"
Bring your pin to your chest with both hands and point it up. Vibrate,
AMEN.
If done correctly, your writers block should be gone.

Author's Note

Ignore spelling problems.
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