ATTENTION: Abjure Atrocious Alliteration

A call to arms! No more shall we resort to polishing such petty word-play!

Alliteration's Botched Cadenced Descent--Ergo, Fallen Gregarious Homophones--Ignores Judicious Kafkaesque Legitimacy, Mocking Nihilistic Oppressive Piety’s Qualmish Regent Stipulated Tyrannical Ultimatums, Vacating Word-play's Xesturgies… Yielding Zilch

Author's Note

Decided to create something the complete opposite of Alliteration, but dang... it is tough to create a coherent sentence using every letter of the alphabet... But thanks to punctuation, this should actually make sense!

Reviews

[Woody]

what a tour de force my friend!!!!!
hotdamn, you're a menace. your poems should come with the warning: "do not try this at home!"

[Nusquam Esse]

hahahahha, I like that... a menace huh? This one at least had a warning of sorts... Attention in all-caps... yeap... But yeah, a good and proper warning may be in order... :P

[Nusquam Esse]

If you want something truly horrendous, check out this one...
http://www.writerscafe.org/writing/omnimalevolent1/1332012/
It makes this poem look adorable in comparison... :P

[Woody]

I'm tiptoeing there right away.

[Nusquam Esse]

God rest your soul....

[Woody]

hahahaha you're a piece of work (American expression?)

[Nusquam Esse]

hah, yes... that is correct. ;)

[Jennie Baron]

It must have been a little like the poem I did using the Yes lyrics, I guess...it becomes more than you thought in the beginning? This truly brings a smile to my face and I like it very much. Clever indeed!

[jacob erin-cilberto]

you did very well using all the letters and having it make sense....but did you realize...even trying to do opposite...it sounds like alliteration, without the alliteration.

i stipulate that this is a nihilistically regent yet mocking piece of word play! that is legitimately oppressive in its cadence but not botched...just gregarious.


jacob

[Nusquam Esse]

HAHAHAHAHAH! I am dying over here! What a great response sir, and yes, I completely concur!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Oh lord my brain just exploded Dragon.Excellent poem my friend you had me scampering for my dictionary lol

[Nusquam Esse]

Thanks for reading, glad you enjoyed it despite the cranial infarctions... ;)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha no worries I'll recover you are very welcome :)

[Frieda P]

HOT DAMN and HOLY tyrannical ultimatums, I think I know where this tirade originated. ;)

[Nusquam Esse]

in my mind duh! :P In all seriousness, I was thinking about Acrostic poetry and decided, wouldn't it be more fun like this? Why, where did you think this came from... ;)

[Frieda P]

Yeah okay, tastes like Chicken, I meant dragon. I'm not saying, but Oz knows. ;)

[Nusquam Esse]

I think it is time for a journey to meet this Oz, and see if he will give me a 'hint' :D

[Nusquam Esse]

or perhaps 'a clue' would be a better choice of words...

[Frieda P]

Just a woman's intuition. ;)

[Nusquam Esse]

Ever notice how no one ever says 'a man's intuition'? I think we were given the short straw on this one...

[Frieda P]

Yes I guess you're correct but you got those big ones to make up for it. haha

[Nusquam Esse]

... big ones... that is mighty vague if you ask me...

[Frieda P]

No comment, you know what I mean...

[Nusquam Esse]

I shall deliberate upon it...

[Rene Salinas]

Very clever. It must have taken some time it would have required some research and creativity.


Thankyou

[Nusquam Esse]

Not too much time and research... I did admittedly pull out a dictionary to look for a good X word; but other than that I spent most of my time trying to verify if the sentence made sense, and adjusting word tenses and punctuation accordingly. Thanks for reading Rene!

[AprilRN1210]

What you trying to say bully?.... So what if I like my alliterative word play:P
pretty creative and clever here...you and your "big words"... had to look a few of em up!!
too dang early for that...

[Nusquam Esse]

What? Are you saying that you have been botching your word play? :P

[AprilRN1210]

no, I believe YOU did:P

[Nusquam Esse]

alas... so very true... it does appear that I somehow failed to pull off that desirous alliteration. Guess you will just have to show me how it is done?