Dear Mrs. PMS

i was just venting

Dear Mrs. PMS, 

I'm so glad that you only visit once a month 

Because you are truly a Royal Pain in the A** 

You turn my woman into the Incredible Hulk 

I Mean Literally 

Man, when she gets mad I get mad 

And I really don't like her when she gets mad 

The tone her of voice change 

Her pretty smiles 

Turns into frowns 

And let's not talk about sex 

Baby......

Because there's no 

If, ands, buts, or maybes

I mean even spooning when you're around

Might be kinda crazy

You remind me of that Michael Jackson 

Song 'You Just Wanna Be Starting Something'

And as long as you're around

I won't be getting nothing

But treated cold as ice

And I better not say one word

Because she packs a powerful punch

Like Kimbo Slice

Before your a** showed up she was nice 

And NOW 

She like the man of the relationship

And I'm her Bi***

I'll be glad when you leave Mrs PMS

You Nasty son of a B****!