Greatest Poem Ever Written

The Greatest Poem Ever Written
     Hello Dear Reader,
     You Small Lonely Bingweader
     You will soon find yourself privy
     To the greatest poem this side of the gates of St. Livy
     Now Simply Close Your Eyes
     ON Second Thought Don't
     Instead Keep your eyes open and consider:
     This is the greatest poem ever written
     As the Title says
     But why is this the greatest poem?
     Well Dear Reader,
     You small lonely Bingweader
     Because I Damn Well Said So.