Angry Nerd

Something must have ticked.

I'm on some different s**t.

As if my swagger level blowing up wasn't evident.

Biggest man in the room- you wanna address the elephant?

I'll stomp your a*s out.

You're now irrelevant.

The way I destroy enemies is so militant.

With the brains of Sherlock,

Yet, I'm Dexter- leaving these so called killers in chalk.

Mock the famous,

Cause they're really quite aimless.

You have the same sounding bullshit beats in your playlist.

This a crisis,

Like your kids worshiping Miley Cyrus.

I'm a loud Sparrow sipping Jack, with more attitude than the pirate.

F**k a pilot-

I'm off to Neverland.

That mean's I'm going to kill a f*****g Hook.

I ain't reading rainbows-

I'm smacking them all with angry pages from my rhyme books.

Leaving them pissed off and sounding like Donald Duck.

I don't sell out-

Fame ruins everything.

Ask the Hogans.

Ask all the teenie boopers that took over Nickelodeon.

That's why I'd rather "X" everyone,

Like Professor Xavier.

Even though he dies-

Somebody's always gotta hate a savior.

I stay protected like I've always got Trojans-

But I still come for b*****s heads like an execution.

These girls try too hard, reminds me of Rupaul.

I tell em they just setting themselves up for a hard fall.

You think your prince will catch you-

B***h, we're looking elsewhere.

You must be stupid as hell to think that we got time to spare.

I'm on my grind,

You fuckers are just iron-on's.

Get wet- bet you f*****s will be peeling off.

I stay hard, like popping too many viagra's.

Thought they were vicodin's-

Have your girlfriend play me like a violin-

Nuzzling with her chin.

I mean-

Damn.

I ain't trying to be rude.

You think this is all pent up energy from a pissed off dude?

It's like, I've got it out for you.

But I don't hate the world that much-

So it's only partially true.

Remember when they all ripped me apart?

Now I'm coming back like Kano, fatally ripping out a heart.

I'm pretty f*****g cryptic-

People don't get the real message.

They only see that I'm a f*****g heretic in need of an exorcist.

I know I'm blessed.

Almost as much as I know I'm cursed.

I'm just your everyday, lovable, angsty nerd.