Elephant Stampede

Just for fun.

Can you feel the ground shaking,
Almost as roughly as the pounding you'll be taking?!
This is a stampede of elephants!
Ivory tusks and mighty trunks;
Swung like fists from hardcore punks!
Leave you torn to nothing but chunks!
This is the movement-
Resist and get pummeled!
Up in the air you'll fumble,
Like someone in a Royal Rumble!
The force won't stop for any opposition in vision,
We're rushing and shoving like starving orphans to a kitchen!
We have no time for all your moanin' and bitchin'!
You can get stomped with whatever accidentally gets mixed in!
Leave you in a horrible fashion-
Like those dumb celebrities who can't hold their gin!
Pukin' from this rollercoaster,
Hold up- this show ain't over!
You should have just stayed sober,
Instead of being drunk for power!
It get's worst in the afterhours!
We turn you cowards into chowder-
Crush you till you look like baby powder!
And I ain't R.Kelly: but you can get that golden shower!
Leave you twisted like liquorish-
Ninja's hidden in the mist,
Sneaking up to cut your throat.
Do you think this is a joke?!
I'm just a savage with multiple personalities,
That will crush you in the rush of my elephant stampede!

Author's Note

Sorry... I didn't have any pictures of elephants.

Reviews

[Poeticpiers]

You conjure up the image of elephants with your word almost a rap in its rolling intensity