Inverted Crosses

Oh, m***********s thought I died?
Last time I checked, I gave up on suicide.
Couldn't die like I was the Hulk.
A comical hero.
Ya'll cheesy and crunchy like some nacho dorito's.
Ren is back with a mind that's more cracked than mental patients hooked on crack.
True story.
Aiming for that 300 Glory.
My words are witty and metaphorical-
I'm in the future, f*****g an oracle.
Spreading my sickness through portals.
Battle with me? That ain't Mortal Kombat.
You're f*****g with a deity, ho-
I think you should step back.
Get the whole picture...
This ain't no Da Vinci Code.
There is no mystery,
I'm set to kill all my foes.
These words are mortally wounding blows.
Get more than a migraine while I'm stomping on your girl's camel toe.
Trojan Horse intercourse, I'm pushing in full force.
I was f****n em before I even stuck in!
Born to be the un-noted greatest.
Different and just hated.
Misinterpreted; like inverted crosses.