Suzy Creamcheese's Younger Sister

whatever happened to...

I never went for that stuff,

those things that Pamela did.

They said there would come a time

when I could take my clothes off when I danced.

I don't call that dancing.

I never made no music,

that stuff that Pamela did.

They sang about Fat Theresa Shoes

and I could care less about plaster casters in Chicago.

I don't call that music.

I never got to Laurel

that place where Pamela went.

Frank sang about mud shark groupies

and I ain't ever seen nuthin' like what all they sang about.

I don't call that singing.

Reviews

[Roland Petrov]

Well, if it ain't about Sheikh Yerbouti and his entourage! Very clever.

[Nomenklatura]

I see you're no Dancin' Fool.