A Weekend in the CountryA Poem by Noah BovierGone Morning glory daze, slither through dead wood Old family Memories in the distance What happened to the Fowlers? Madonna’s still at home Too much breeze Unleashing secrets in those sheds Filthy old drunkards Serenity slowly creeps Unusual, but induced by nature Sunshine melts the sludge Dog howls cause attacks on Indian tribes Burning them like animals
The ditches spew forth their growings and more Life and death simultaneously Harmoniously
Soon come the infidels Moronic specks of anti-intellect
Snakes are alive once again
Power lines that spring forth like vines growing from trees that men built in a pathetic attempt to persuade themselves that they are independent Acorns don’t fall from your trees
There’s something out there Eyes of rum soaked tears pushed through to garner applause I should have beat her when I had the chance
Veins are like electricity bills that haven’t been paid lately About to be shut off now that the snow is gone
Arriving Arising A rising An uprising could occur in a million years if negativity would be hunted like stupidity is in this lifestyle
George Washington will return with Robert E. Lee and the two will drink whiskey and play blackjack Teach all the chicken s***s how to be men again The stores quit carrying mens clothing They’re trying to turn us into women Soon all the men will either be cross-dressers or nudist, depending on where they shop
The sunlight diminished And the wind blows a little more often Does wind exist in New York City? It was born in Chicago, I heard, but does it travel to the East coast? Or does it just hover around the Midwest looking at cornfields and cows, and things that wealthy people don’t know are real?
Did you ever read that Bible story about the rich man who put a needle in his eye and went to heaven? That’s not how it goes but you know what I mean
Let me rest a while before I have a heart attack Then afterwards, I’ll speak on some more
Alright, now that I’m dead I want to talk about ducks What do they do with themselves? Have you ever seen one of them contribute to society? Something tells me that they do, and we just haven’t figured that one out yet Do they have goals and dreams? Is there things that they want to accomplish in life?
I’m alive again now, by the way In case you didn’t notice I’m the one on the back porch talking to the ducks
There are three forms of cancer in the body and one is malignant at the moment A festering tumor about to spread I would kill these tumors, but I happen to believe in the right to life I told you before that cancer survivors get what they deserve
Tobacco tastes better in the evening breeze
There is sophisticated speech in the distance, but I can’t make out what it says There’s too much happening in the world today Far too much noise and not enough sound Can you tell a noise from a sound? Noise is something that anyone can hear Toiling and murmurs of whoring housewives are noise But sounds live where children play Where the sun sets over the forests of my forefathers Nightfall shows darker in this forest Too many trees to block the moon All new sounds accompany the nighttime Crickets and owls are the criminals of the animal kingdom For too many years they’ve eluded the laws of nature Evolution doesn’t exist in the minds of the monkeys What do they want to be humans for? Quit telling them they should be, and let them do their own thing
Summer dawns a new life for the cold blooded Those cold hearted b******s that can’t handle the reflections of themselves
Coffee helps
I wish I was an old man Get me some of that authority Tell you people how to behave Quit crying like little girls in snuff films It’s only rain Can’t you think in the rain?
Whatever happened to Ernest Hemingway? He’s faded away with the rest of those dead White males and sent to hell by the media All of them leaders of the free world reduced to nothing for the sake of selfishness on the part of those who couldn’t relate
Don’t you realize that it’s being sold to you? You can’t see it because you already bought it from people who claim to be from Disneyland But Disneyland’s been invaded The cartoons turned on Walt Disney after he gave them life He’s the one who taught the kids to love cartoons Now the cartoons teach the kids to hate Walt Disney What’s your excuse? Why do you hate Walt Disney? Because Micky Mouse told you to? Or is there another reason? My thinking cap doesn’t come with plastic ears
Does any of this even count anyway? After all it’s after midnight None of this matters to yesterday Once it becomes today no one cares about history And never will think about tomorrow, unless it’s their birthday But I was born before freedom I was born on the 3rd of July
Day breaks frosty Bugs crawling in my ears Butterflies send mating calls
He’s in the corner Waiting Shedding lice into the family meal My grandmother won’t let me wear a hat at the dinner table, but she wears pants in public
If we all had it to do over again, would there be 24 hours in a day? Still 4 seasons? Did you know that leap year is just a scam to force you to miss the holidays? After so many leap years, Thanksgiving is in April and nobody knows it
Will there be dancing at my funeral? You had better dance with delight, or I will f*****g haunt you! Drag me out of the coffin and throw me around the funeral parlor I’ll be light on my feet after the autopsy
Today is my last day among you Descent occurs at an unknown hour Gunshots add to the irony Bluegrass hymnal
I’ll be back when the dead flowers live again Certain forms of illness are forgotten on the back porch in the early spring
I assume that some people sing the blues because they never heard polka music Newer never means better, and improved is a code-word for greed
Did you hear the news? It turns out that money really does grow on trees All money is, is dead trees You kill a tree, steal some air And justify your actions by paying for water to be polluted Animals die from the pollution And you justify your actions by claiming to be humans That’s no excuse You should have known better Stop being humans Animals are so much better They kill for survival Humans are too pathetic to kill for survival
Let’s just try and belong to something Dream of a way to wake up Put out the flames without lighting our heads on fire
Survival is able to live in many things © 2010 Noah BovierFeatured Review
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