What Textbookis like in Britain!

depicting the colonial history of India...

How we entered as traders and then cheated,

How we sowed nepotism, Cool!

How we took control over them, foxy,

How well we dominated over them, comfortably,

How efficiently we made slaves of our fellow human beings, Amazing! :-D

How ably we discriminated them, raise a toast!

We exploited them, how brilliant!

How craftily we used them up under the cover of development :-D

How deceitfully we utilized their resources, Cheers!!

We made laws for them and how forcefully subjected them,

How cautiously we administered them,

How was our skillful imperialism, freshers ;-)

We humiliated them, how mercilessly :-D

We called them blacks yet thrived upon their produce, shameless, :-P

We instilled desire for land in them for ourselves, how indecent,

We spoiled their industries for our industrialisation,

We created communalism, We caused partition,

At last, We influenced their culture! Yay!!

We gave them what belonged to them, Independence, how brash,

How beautifully we made them say "The Sun never sets in the East" :-)

We are alive today because they forgave us and

We are today what they should be today, did you know?