Misty Mountains

What's a bard without a breakup song? Enter Misty, a beautiful dwarven trans woman who stole Dorian's heart, introduced him to Bardic Flower Tea, then rightfully left his a*s when he couldn't hang

On that warm summer's night, I was on the stage

But she had all my spotlight, who could avoid her gaze?

With eyes as deep as wells, I knew then I'd go through seven hells*

Just to hear, just to hear her name

And that's the day that Misty Mountains came

Under a starlit sky she lit up like the sun

And when she danced for the moon, I knew she was the one

The way she held my hand, I changed all I had planned

For the girl who loved like a song I played

And that's the day that Misty Mountains stayed

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On a cold winter's night, I came back too late

With nothing left in my glass and no thoughts, no thoughts of my fate

I found an empty home and her not there to call my own

And a heart, a broken heart that ached

And that's the day that my Misty escaped

Still in the midst of night, I think I hear her voice

And with the sun's embrace I still ponder on her choice

I know she wasn't wrong, but if she can hear my song

Know that I still see your face

And know my dear, Misty Mountains can't be replaced

Author's Note

*Seven hells referring to the 7 lower planes, being Acheron, the Nine Hells, Gehenna, Hades, Tarterus, the Abyss, and Pandemonium. Promise that my dude knows how to count.