DA 4. Couch ChronicleA Chapter by Effervescent DreamsMr Omeeshella is put through a mental status examination.... and the revelations are more than they can digest..............4.
Couch Chronicle
“Now what?”…. mused
Terry. He resolved to take Mr Omeeshella back home and keep him there, until
the psychiatric examination would be done with. Who knows, by then
someone might turn up, claiming to be his kin. Sandra would surely understand,
under the circumstances. She was in fact
more concerned about his safety and welfare. Perhaps they could together
find a way out…… Sandra came running
down the drive as he helped the old man out, and the two of them walked him
inside. The poor man was exhausted and shaken up with the happenings at
the ER. She smiled warmly,
“Sir, you are tired. I suggest you have a bath and rest for a
while.” Apparently Mr Om wanted just that and was glad to be led into the
warm bath …… Back in the patio,
Terry narrated the events of the ER as Sandra listened intently. He
looked far into the horizon, lost in thoughts about what lay in store the next
day. Sandra ruffled his hair, shaking him out of his reverie. The
two sat, sipping their tea. “Tomorrow’s is Mr Om’s
appointment with the Psychiatrist….at 10 am. I hope he won’t be troubled
like he was today”. “Terry darling, all
will be fine. Take it easy. Remember…. when all fails, God takes
over, hmm? Here’s some cookies I made today.” “I only wish, He’s seeing all this…” His anxiety
filled voice trailed off.. “Oh yea, I can see and
hear too… ha ha”. The two were taken by surprise as Mr Om joined in, clad in a
pair of pyjamas and a shirt lent by Terry, his eyes twinkling as his frame
shook with laughter. It sure was a relief to the two, to see him
thus. Ensconced in a warm
couch, munching the cookies and sipping the warm cup of tea, offered by Sandra,
he glowed with an unearthly radiance, astounding the two of them. Soon he
was helped to his bedroom for a short nap….. “We’ll take tomorrow as
it comes. But first I must call Dr Ashok and let him know that I’d be
gone for a few days.” He dialled the number…. *
* * * * * * * * The morning was
uneventful and after a quiet breakfast of parathas and egg omelet, Terry
escorted Mr Om to the Psychiatric dept taking along his case sheets, reassuring
him continuously, lest he turned anxious…. “Hello Mr Omeeshalla, I
was waiting for you”, a smiling nurse greeted them “I am Vimla and you must be
Dr Terence. Could I have his case sheets please?” She led them to a
plush office with the name board, Dr Mathai, HOD. Dr Mathai sat behind
the table with another doctor across the table. A couch lay at one
end. Dr Mathai greeted the
patient as Terry and Vimla helped him into a vacant chair. Two more doctors entered
the office, a female and a male. “Hello Doctor
Mathai. I’m Dr Terence, a GP. Mr Omeeshella here is my patient,
referred to you for a psychiatric workup”. “Heyy Terence! I’ve
heard about you. You and Ashok run the clinic down MG road
hm? Good repertoire!” He smiled shaking hands with him. “Hello Mr
Omeeshella. I’m Dr Mathai, and I’m a Psychiatrist. Dr Joe, Dr Ramesh and Dr Beena here are the
psychiatric interns. How are you today”? “I guess I’m ok. But why am I here? Do you think that
I’m mentally ill?.......mad??” He squirmed in his chair. “Not at all. To
me you seem mentally too well. But you seem disturbed…like many of us
feel, at the end of a gruelling day. There’s something that’s bothering
you deep within. And we are here to help you sort out that something”.
Dr Mathai smiled to him. Mr Om looked to Terry,
who gently squeezed his hand in reassurance. He smiled to Dr Mathai. “Now Drs Joe and Beena
and Ramesh would like to talk with you and I’ll be seeing you tomorrow as I am
a wee bit busy today. Is that ok Mr Om?” The old man nodded assent. Now, the three of you,
I want a good summary of the case. Is that clear?” “Sure sir”. A chorus and a nod.. After Dr Mathai had
left, Joe and Beena helped Mr Om lie on the couch, citing need for rest. He lay
down and clutched at Sam’s hand, who sat by the couch on the other side. The friendly interns
took seat by the patient, poised to make the ‘process record’ and document the
details of the Mental Status Examination. Dr Joe : So I guess
your name is Mr Omeeshella. Right? Mr Om: That’s not
my name. I am what you’d say, God the Almighty. Do you understand
that, son? Dr Joe suppressed a
smile, “Oh of course”. But tell me your real name….. tell me what your
people call you?” Mr Om: “My
people?” Groaning, he looked pathetically around, “Son, they call me by
all kind of weird names, and I really do not know who I am! Now you can
help me with this”. Dr Beena made a note…
“Identity crisis” Dr Joe: “Sure.
That’s why I am here. So tell me what name they call you by”. Mr Om looked up
helplessly and pleadingly, “I do not know where to begin”. Terry squeezed
his hand gently for assurance. Dr Joe: “Relax
buddy, just start wherever you feel like.” Mr Om grabbed the
doctor’s hands, stunning the latter, “You are so kind doctor, you called me
buddy. Yes, I want to be a friend to all, and yet they torture me day and
night, mentally and physically, men and women...... I want to share their joys
and sorrows, and they put me in chains, lock me up in cells and parade me on
the streets….in the most bizarre attire. Oh oh I cant bear it
anymore!!”.....his voice shook as he wheezed uncontrollably. Dr Joe dismissed the
thought of pulling back and gently held the old man’s hands. Mr Om looked
pleadingly into the doctor’s eyes.
Dr Beena scribbled
furiously into her notepad adding her comment - …. “Patient has persecutory
ideas….” Mr Om: You must
believe me,..... I am God and none else. I have no other name. I
made this earth and the skies and all the living beings on earth. I made
the universe. I breathed life into all living beings, I made the sun and
the moon and all the stars, I ……….. (pause)……..Do you believe me friend? Dr Joe felt moved, but
realized immediately the gravity of the situation. “Yes I believe in all
that you say”. He smiled assuredly. The three doctors
exchanged furtive glances, excited at having come across a ‘yumm’ case after a
long period of lull what with the standard mundane cases. This is going
to create ripples…!
“Grandiose delusions”, Jotted down Dr Beena. Dr Beena shook her head
vigorously, her pony tail bouncing about as she continued scribbling, her dark
eyes bright at having come across such a clear cut set of symptoms. She
recollected the rush and push she and the other interns underwent every day, to
get hold of a proper and ‘interesting case’, in their race to be the ‘one’ to
make a ‘novel presentation’ at the weekly clinical conferences. And wow,
they’d finally laid their hands on just one like that ….. ! She
controlled the rising waves of ecstasy within ….
“…..but you must tell
me what names these others call you by. Now, your registration slip says
that you are Omeeshella….” Mr Om looked resigned,
“Oh that…it’s the name the young lady at the reception gave me…. a couple of
days ago, at my friend doctor Terence’s clinic. Very nice lady,.... was a
bit exasperated with my ‘ramblings’ as she put it. And then she said,
she’d christen me with a name, merging the names of three Gods, ’Om’, ‘Eesh’
and Allah……rather fancy names hm? When I asked her about those
three Gods, she said they were hand-picked from millions of gods that graced
this earth, and that three would suffice for now”. He spoke in
earnest…. Dr Joe: “Hmm……interesting…...” Terry couldn’t help
smiling……amused and stunned at Sheila’s wit and ingenuity. He wasn’t
aware of this hidden talent of his receptionist! Dr Ramesh: “So
what other names do people call you by? Sir, be relaxed and tell us as
you recount them”. Mr Om smiled ruefully
and began, “... Mebeghe, bengale, yemovo, chiuta, sanahary, mebere, jesus, al
rahim, achelois, parvati, alastor, Morpheus, brahma, mebere, achelois,
achelous, alastor, nirankarm amaterasu, amida, ayyappa, bishamon, ebisu, fujin,
izanami, kaminari, uba, waheguru, andumbulu, ane, anotchi, ram, asa, atai,
ataokoloinona, azrail, subramania, azrail, mbombo, al khafid, mnongo, mboya,
mbege, minona, mo dimo, monokomu, yansan, yasigi, yeban, yemanja, allah, brizo,
cybele, eros, pontos, harmonia, budha, vishnu, shiva, yemaya, al fatah, yurugu,
chiuta, chonganda, yembo, change, lakshmi, chedi, yemovo, yurugu, al hazim,
zanaharibe, zanahary, chuku, fortune, saraswathi, venus, saturn……..” The
rambling continued with Mr Om pausing just to take a deep breath. Dr Beena furiously
scribbled the longest list of names on the note pad........as Dr Joe and Dr
Ramesh waited indulgently for Mr Om to stop his rambling narration.
Having realized that the list was going to be an unending one, Dr Joe
gently interjected, “Now now this is the longest list of names I’ve ever
heard. You could easily qualify for an entry into the Guinness book of
world records......!” Dr Beena in the meantime surreptitiously switched on
the voice recorder on her cell phone, unable to keep pace with the narration…… Mr Om raised himself on
his elbows, with a wild look in his eyes, “Wait, I’m not finished yet,….I’m
also addressed as Durga, Jagganath, Mathownyn, Elaine, Jalandhara, dagda,
amitayus, khumbu I yul, macha, appchungdu, kalachakra, Jambhavan, amitayus,
amoghasiddhi, khumbu I yulha, jambavat……..” The list continued…….. Dr Joe directed the
intern to add, “Client shows signs of confabulation and
circumstantiality” After about what seemed
more than half an hour, and with Mr Om showing no signs of coming to a stop, Dr
Joe interjected for a second time, “well that should be enough. Thank you
Sir.” Mr Om appeared
irritated and agitated at the interruption and tried to sit up again looking
wildly about, his voice quivering with excitement, as his speech became garbled
making it impossible to understand what he was saying… “But, it’s
not over. You’ll get to know the torture I undergo every moment, with
this name calling from every corner, only if you get it all....I feel I’ll go
mad..” This time the doctors could make
out what he was trying to say. Dr Beena jotted down…
“manic phase…… and more persecutory ideas……” Dr Joe: “Do you
actually hear these names being called out and addressed to you?” Mr Om: “Then
what? And the names are called simultaneously from every corner of the
earth. They are accompanied with a variety of loud music and
chanting. It’s deafening and maddening!” He shuddered even as
he mentioned it. Dr Joe: “Can you hear
these sounds right now, lying on the couch over here?” Mr Om: “Yes
yes. Only I’ve lost the stamina to actually hear it well”….a relief
indeed….. “Ahaa…. auditory
hallucinations!”… Dr Beena made a quick note. Dr Ramesh: “Can you see
all these people from across the earth?” Mr Om: “Of
course. I can see them all from here. Some are dancing like maniacs
and some have pierced their cheeks and jumping like mad on burning coal, to
please me. And there are others, climbing
mountains, rushing about jostling against each other, and some even flying off
to far off places.. just to reach out to me. And out there, they are
killing animals and humans and bathing me with blood…just to appease me…..Oh oh
what has mankind come to…! Dr Beena quickly added,
“Complex Visual hallucinations too…..” Wow… she was savouring every
moment of her recording!........this was simply heavenly……..!! She imagined herself and her team on stage
presenting the clinical picture of Mr Om…..and a shiver of excitement ran down
her spine….! Quickly she came out of her
reverie… Now for a proper case history… Dr Joe: “OK then.
I’ll have my assistant sit with you a little later, and make a compilation of
all the names you are called by. That will give us time to proceed with
the remaining part of the interview right now.... if that won’t be a bother for
you......hm?” Dr Joe smiled with true concern for the ailing client,
which perhaps touched the old man’s very core and he lay back in the
couch. “All right then.
What’s your next question? Hope I can give you a simple answer”. He
agreed. Relieved, Dr Joe
proceeded to the next question, “Ok, tell me how old are you?” Mr Om looked far into
the horizon, took a deep breath and said, “I am eons old, child. Now I
wonder how you will put that on your note pad” Dr Joe appeared mildly
irritated, “Tell me how many years?” Mr Om: “Many” Dr Beena looked up from
her notepad, “How many zeros do I put after a one...or two…. 100?
1000?.... a million?.... a zillion...? Mr Om: That’s a
better way of asking it. No, its more than that. Put a one and then
keep on writing zeros. I wish I could tell you when to stop though…… Dr Beena made a note,
and added, “Disoriented to time…..” Dr Joe: “Tell me your
gender. Are you female or male?” Mr Om: “Neither” Dr Ramesh now shocked,
blurted out, “Are you serious? Do you know what you are getting into?..
are you a hermaphrodite?” Mr Om looked resignedly
at Dr Ramesh, “I am neither female, nor male. This is the truth.
And if you want to refer to me by that fancy gender name,..... well I lack the
zest to object or retaliate.” Where do you
belong?.......I mean which part of the country are you from? “I come from heaven, seeking
a solution for my malady, from those I created. I’ve seen and heard
of many wonderful doctors here.” He smiled indulgently The interns rolled
their eyes....... “absolute disorientation to place and delusions of
grandeur.......” ‘What’s your
religion?..... and caste?” Mr Om: “Now
what’s that?” “What’s your religious
faith? .....Are you a Hindu or Muslim or Christian, Buddhist, Jew, Shinto,
Zoroastrian, Jain or or.......? “ Hey, you are being offensive!.....
What is this thing called religion? I
only created living beings, humans, animals, birds and so on. And the humans made these fancy categories in
my name! ...the same beings I created…..(sic!). I made only two
faiths.... male and female, both with unlimited power, and I sat back dreaming
of infinite bliss on earth. But alas!.... one has turned into the master and hunter and
the other, the slave and the hunted. How shameful and grotesque!
Sob!” What more, now forgotten me, their creator and cloned me a million
times, modifying each one to suit their taste.
He shook with loud manic laughter, and as the others gaped at him, suddenly
began to weep pitifully............... The interns failed to
mask their astonishment at the strange responses. Dr Beena scribbled
on….. “Bipolar disorder with rapidly fluctuating manic and depressive states” Dr Ramesh tried hard to
control a guffaw “Hey Beens”, he whispered to Dr Beena, “I won’t be
surprised if this old man actually turns out to be the ‘Creator’….” But soon a
hard scowl from Dr Joe, their senior, made him choke and turn pink, and he
quickly regained his professional composure. A kaleidoscope of
diagnoses played in their minds.... and they yearned to get the case ready for
the next clinical presentation…......!. “Your educational
qualification Sir?” Seeing the quizzical look on the old
man’s face, the intern elaborated further, “Have you been to College Sir.......
or was it just School?” “Oh well, I’ve been to
neither. I just did my duty as best as I could” . Dr Beena made a note
against the heading ‘qualification’ - “illiterate” “Do you know to put
your signature Sir?” “Of course. And I
don’t tire of signing over every creation of mine. You guys call it the
birth mark”…. Four pairs of eyebrows
shot up in amazement….”Oh the nevus!” So the old man must be a writer of
sorts. He really can spin yarns… and pretty long ones…! “So, what kind of work
do you do ... or did you do Sir, before you retired?” The old man suddenly
turned indignant.... “I’ve not yet retired,...neither will I, for eons to
come. Such is my kind of work”. “What work do you do
Sir?” “Let me put it simply
for you. I paint the world, the
planets,....the milky way.... the galaxy.... and then make them spin. Well you may find it hard to grasp…… Dr Ramesh swore under
his breath, “….Pleasure to be in conversation with you….. Mr ‘Universal
manager’, this morning” “Sir, could you give us
the name of your next of kin or a family member, just in case we need to get in
touch with......” “Son, the world is my
family. Yet, (he looked wildly about),
there’s none to call my own. Such is my
state” Several emotions flashed across his face as he looked desperately about,
.as if for some family member. “Hmm......the old man
is abandoned. No wonder because of his
delusional and megalomaniac ways............”.
The three interns mused. “I am his family.
You may add my name there, and call me anytime day or night, for anything
concerning his care”. Terry stood up. “Do you think you want to
proceed further? Its lunch time and Mr Om needs to rest too.” Dr Beena recorded Dr
Terence as the patient’s NOK (Next of kin) OMG! The interns
whistled, “We didn’t know it was so late! Ok then, shall we meet tomorrow….
same time?” Terry was glad to
bundle him into his car…………. The poor man had had to bear up with too much
pressure on the second day in succession…
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Added on June 19, 2015 Last Updated on July 15, 2015 Tags: Gods and gods, confabulation, delusions of persecution, megalomania, depression....process recording. AuthorEffervescent DreamsKERALA, IndiaAboutHi! I'm fun loving and happy-go-lucky, with a humanitarian mindset and a Utopian dream for gender equality across the globe more..Writing
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