Bloody Northampton!

Written by J.A.Small (aka Jack Plowman ©) 30th July 2013. Adapted by Nicky D Sarti, 3rd August 2013. All Rights Reserved.

Half the Borough’s bloody mad;
the other half’s bloody bad.
Don’t it make you bloody sad?
~ In bloody Northampton.

 

The toilets are all bloody gone,
the town centre looks like it’s been hit by a bloody bomb.
Yet STILL the bloody planners carry on!
~ In bloody Northampton.

 

The bloody fountain doesn’t bloody work,
the new bus station was designed by a bloody berk;
with no bloody street lights its bloody murk.
~ In bloody Northampton.

 

The bloody buses are bloody late,
the timetables out of bloody date;
the waiting is what we bloody hate!
~ In bloody Northampton.

 

The bloody streets are full of s**t,
it’s enough to give you a bloody fit;
why can’t they pick up every bloody bit?
~ In bloody Northampton.

 

The councils are bloody daft,
half their decisions make you wanna bloody barf;
the bloody rest make you bloody laugh.
~ In bloody Northampton.

 

This town has a bloody great past,
‘though it’s going too bloody fast.
I wonder if any of it will bloody last?
~ In bloody Northampton.

 

The bloody sods don’t bloody care,
they’ve build a bloody mess in Marefare.
A good idea would be bloody rare,
I think it’s more than I can bloody bare!
~ In bloody Northampton.

 

The whole bloody place seems a farce,
bloody idiots making up the bloody cast;
they need a good kick up the bloody arse…
~ In bloody Northampton.