Chasing the Beast...

A short fun little piece about Mark Labbett from ITV's brilliant quiz show; The Chase. Because, well; why not?

I love this beast of a man.

Mark my words; he shall be mine one day.

I could chase him up and down the way.

All to have him in my snare. 

He wouldn't be beastly or rough and strong.

He may be called the beast, but he is more of a p***y cat. 

Snuggly and cuddly, humour and looks.

Is his mark that of a beast of a man.

Or am I betting on the wrong chase?

Reviews

[Frieda P]

I don't know who this Mark person is, but what have you got to lose? He'll either eat you for dinner or be like a puddy tat in your hands. Clever write.

[Nicky Sarti]

Thanks kindly hun, much appreciated x