Witty Jack

For the 'Movie Fest' contest

 

 

Never without his spiced rum

And a sword by his side,

He is a true pirate of his era,

Infamous as they have ever come.

Using his compass from Tia Dalma,

And his charms to get himself out of trouble,

He fights with pride when the time comes,

Yet runs away whenever he doesn’t like

The fate that comes hurdling towards him.

Even if he does seem like a forgetful fella,

Don’t cross swords with Jack,

For he will wittingly beat you

And call you a eunuch;

Oh wait, he would never do that!

That’s only William Turner he does that to,

So you won’t have to worry about that at all…

Unless you’re a long lost twin,

Then I suggest you go ask Jack

Of what he thinks of you.

Author's Note

http://www.writerscafe.org/contests/3929/ for the link of the contest. You should submit a piece. :]
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Psh, Jack Sparrow's my favorite character in POTC! :D Haha! ...And I feel this is kind of cheesy and kind of short (also fast), but whatever. XD

Reviews

I loved it. Catchy and witty. I love Captain Jack!

[Captain Blackheart (The..]

haha....Jack is brilliant. A great pirate he be!!!!
A great piece about a wonderful character, you did him prowed!

[JC Fox]

Jack Sparrow is the shiznit and he is the best, I don't know the thing is, think about it Sweeney Todd vs. Jackl Sparrow vs. Willy Wonka...*drifts off* oh sorry I was lost in Johnny Depp land! Great poem

[Brenda Sue]

Cute, too cute. I love it. Jack Sparrow is a favorite of my too. Wonderfully penned. Good luck in the contest.