I'll Rip You A New One, With Joy.

Born today, a samurai is made.

Hollow be his pain, abilities amaze.

Success is the game plan, addiction be the last stand.

While I dominate the land of the free yet corrupt.

With this state of mind, I can turn water to wine.

I could rule the world, with such envy it'll have your head spinnin'.

While your stomach does a twirl and curl.

Now listen, to my lyrics illusion, your souls nothing but pollution.

Sin has cursed me, so low not even Jesus would touch me.

Yes, I know Jesus died for us, but what is there to show but a book

and a rosary?  

If you can answer me this, I'll tell you the secrets of the world.

Open your eyes, and awaken you to this epiphany.

I'll show you something that will take you to another world,

and still have you back in time for tea.

Trust me, I won't take you for granted, I'll make you stand through time.

I'll make this life last through the centuries...