Abortion Song

A crude, humorous poem about abortion!

To the tune of : If you're happy and you know it

If your pregnant and a teenager
get and an abortion
*clap *clap
If your pregnant and a teenager
get and an abortion
Sending:
*clap *clap

If you're pregnant and you know it,
before your water gets broken
if you're pregant and you know it get an abortion!
*clap *clap

If you cannot afford an abortion
fall downstairs
*clap *clap
If you cannot afford an abortion
fall downstairs
*clap *clap

If you're pregnant and you know it,
before your water gets broken
if you're pregant and you know it get an abortion!
*clap *clap

If you're poverty stricken
just swallow a lead base
*clap *clap
If you're poverty stricken
just swallow lead base
*clap *clap

If you're pregnant and you know it,
before your water gets broken
if you're pregant and you know it get an abortion!
*clap *clap

If you have a fetus growing and you have started showing
get and abortion
*clap *clap
If you have a fetus growing and you have started showing
get and abortion
*clap *clap
If you're pregnant and you know it,
before your water gets broken
if you're pregant and you know it get an abortion!
*clap *clap

Author's Note

This is not meant to offend anyone, it's for amusement.