The Whiny Noob

Throwing the dummy out of the pram.

He stared at the screen in dismay, as the results of the tragic error revealed themselves. His beloved work was gone, swallowed by oblivion. He had carelessly neglected to make back ups of his work, and entrusted the safety of his only copies to a writer's website. He thought this was a good idea. He thought wrong.

 

His fist was clenched and he gritted his teeth in rage. This was all their fault! It must be! He began to formulate a plan. He would punish them, but how? Suddenly the idea came to him, and a smirk appeared over his red face. Enraged, he opened up a competition and poured his hate and anger into it. He fiendishly crafted his insults, and mocked them. He called forth a number of expletives as if they were hellfire, then he laughed. Surely everyone would join him in his walkout, in protest over this heinous crime! They didn't. He failed to destroy the website. He failed at life.

 

THE END

Author's Note

This isn't a serious work, so you don't need to reply. It was created to submit to a fake competition, which was opened in revenge by a member who then closed his account.

Reviews

[Rambling Prose]

Well, I rather enjoyed it! I stumbled upon this hideous contest and thought to myself, "Self, who is the idiot in this plight?" The answer was quite simple! HE IS!

The site is not to blame for his negligence in NOT saving his works to CD or to a Word Processing program!

Then again, his screen name says a lot about his mentality...Finger pointing began a long time ago in a garden...

The women you gave me, she made me eat it...HAH! the serpent, it's his fault - he beguiled me!...

tsk tsk tsk...

[Sagemind]

Dude, kudos, man. You'd be great at insulting people over Xbox Live...

[Amy Carrington]

I found this when I looked at his rants. This was funny. You still get kudos!

[Nankoto]

I laughed so hard when I read this, I also saw the contest, WAY too funny!

[Lyndsay Castro]

I thought the same thing. What a t**d!

[Tesh]

Thanks for making me laugh. It was awesome of you to post a response to the "contest!" The ending sentence "He failed at life" was priceless.

Tesh : )

[GenMuffin7]

:D

[NightDream]

lol Actually I believe you have summed up this joker in perfection. I always though the golden rule of any computer was: Save, Save, and Save again

[Summers Under The Old O..]

This is hilarious. And most likely what really happened. I saw the stupid contest you were writing about. Nice job, you made me laugh today. =]

Summer

[Irin Chendale]

I whole-heartedly agree!

Not to mention the fact that reading this a second time over--since apparently my memory really is failing me and I forgot that I had visited said contest and this written piece before--it is still wholly enjoyable and made me giggle.

[Geoffers]

lol