Chapter Two Setting the SceneA Chapter by NevilleChapter Two ‘Setting the Scene’ At precisely the same moment
Jack kicked off, those with access to a television set were still trying to get
their heads around the latest ‘Panorama’ special and the problems faced by spaghetti
farmers across Europe. According to reports believed to be flooding in, the
early spring harvest had been a complete and total washout. So bad it was said,
the livelihood of whole towns and cities was thought to be hanging in the
balance and children were already going hungry. The accompanying news
footage, over which the voice of one of Solemn faced Richard
Dimbleby went on to emphasise the impact such a catastrophic event would almost
certainly have upon the health, economy, trade and the businesses of those
whose lives depended on the production, consumption and export of a certain
type of pasta. However, just as the estimated audience of nigh on eight million
souls braced themselves for an anticipated emotional climax. The programme
abruptly ended with a magnificently well orchestrated ‘gotcha.’ Until that precise moment, few Brits had ever even heard
of the stuff they called spaghetti and many were taken in, hook, line and
sinker before the penny eventually dropped and everyone had a darn good laugh.
Some folk suggested, the elaborate ‘April Fool’ was intended as a subtle
caution to the nation, ‘Never to put all yer eggs in the same basket.’ Whether
or not true, the ingenious and superbly produced Dimbleby spoof proved to be a
resounding success for the British Broadcasting Company and was later nominated
for several prestigious awards. For the majority of folk
obliged to rely on a radiogram for news and entertainment, missing out on what
would later become something of a TV classic however, was no big deal. Most
were more than happy to swing it out with Bill Black and a bloke called Elvis, playing
live from the Memorial Coliseum, Exactly one hour and
twenty-eight minutes later, just as the newly appointed King of the ‘Nuevo-Edwardians’
was about to take his final bow and leave the stage in Buffalo New York. Young Jack
Weaver found himself being roughly man-handled along a dingy corridor somewhere
in the The painters had clearly done
a remarkable job obliterating years of coarse satire and assorted graffiti in
just two coats of battleship grey emulsion. “Out of sight, out of mind eh son” Wally
Fletcher mused as he casually ran a
palm across the uneven but surprisingly smooth surface of number nineteen. “Every-one of these lad, could tell a
tale or two, and don’t you never forget it, TCP my son,” Wally spat. Thomas Christian Paxton happened
to be the youngest uniformed security officer assigned to what should have been
a four man team. He was not the brightest of the bunch by a long chalk but had
something about him that was immediately agreeable. TCP was certainly well
liked by the ladies at ‘The Centre’ where he often worked 12 hour long shifts.
He was also popular with most of the fella’s and in that respect, he seems to
have been an all round good egg. Wally Fletcher on the other
hand, had neither age nor looks on his side, or for that matter, any other
obvious endearing qualities. For some obscure reason, perhaps known only to his
own ego, Wally would insist on being addressed as ‘sir’ by anyone he presumed
might be younger than himself and therefore, in his mind, subordinate. If the
truth was known though, Wally was nothing short of a bully and would soon
revert to type, if he ever got half a chance.
Legend had it he was once
stabbed in the head with a dinner fork by a youngster who had learning
problems, all for being a total twat and deserved everything he got. It was
also said Chrissie Bates was sent to Rampton for that single act, and where
they had apparently, thrown away the key.
Under normal circumstances,
the night security team, or ‘Owls’ as they called themselves would be comprised of four fella’s. Archie Stamp
however called in sick at the last minute and had not been replaced, which went
down like a lead balloon with the remaining three. It was certainly not a
good start to the shift, and possibly a bad omen, Wally thought quietly to
himself. “You
never know what might kick off with that lad.” He shook his head from side to
side. Considering they were a man
down, it was just as well the team was being led by Big Jock Taylor, who was, as
his name suggested, a big b*****d and mean with it. He also had the annoying
habit of always being spot on, regardless of the argument he found himself
involved in, and consequently, did not always hit it off with the other lads.
Nevertheless, his sheer physical presence more than adequately compensated for
his lack of charisma and at the end of the day, no-one really relished the idea
of him being in the opposite corner, so usually, they just shut up and put up
with him. As well as Big Jock, Wally
Fletcher and TCP on the business side of things, a dog handler known to each of
the lads as ‘Doberman Dave’ and two German Shepherds patrolled the modest
grounds outside. Communication between Dave and the others was maintained by means of
an agreed flashlight system, except in an emergency, when either of the two
outside telephones might be used to summon additional assistance. Considering the covert
nature of the whole affair, there was
often surprisingly little information to convey to those arriving for duty at
the changing
of the guard. In which case, the formal handover could prove to be a
monotonous and boring exercise for those concerned. All the same, a full and
accurate exchange was considered an important part of the
job and no-one tried to bunk off early, or avoid it. At least not since the new
clocking in machine had been introduced anyway. As a result of the increased
numbers of staff present at the beginning and the end of each working
shift, it became something of an in-house joke that Jack had more guards about
him than “Well lo and soddin behold” Wally hissed under
his breath as he prised half a match stick from between the thumb and fore
finger of Big Jock Taylor’s huge fist. “What a bloody set up” he shrugged. “Oooh, I am honoured” quipped ‘Blubber
Blake’ who was possibly the heaviest uniformed colleague Wally had ever
encountered in all his years on the job. “What do you mean by that Fat Lad” Demanded
Wally? “Now’t sir, I was just considering what
a privilege it is to do the grand tour with yer good self, before we knock off,
that’s all, nothing to get aerated over.” “Okay then big boy, let’s get this soddin
freak show on the road and be done with it,” Wally spat. Fat Lad’s previous sarcasm
was wasted on thin air, as they began to work their way along the main
corridor, stopping every now and again to double check a door, a lock, or a
window. As they slowly shuffled
forward, Fat Lad became aware that Wally possessed the most impressive bunch of
keys imaginable and always wore them on the front of his belt, like a badge of
office, suggesting some kind of rank
or status. Fat Lad knew very little
else about his colleague, except he was longer in the tooth than most and
mentioned more than once, it was his intention to eventually retire and live by
the sea. He certainly had no idea Wally knew precisely the place he wished to
lay anchor, or where he and Winnie, his crippled twin sister might eventually
see out the rest of their days. But then, if the truth were known, he wasn’t
the slightest bit interested. Consequently, few words were exchanged between
them and Fat Lad was forced to settle for an emerging mental image of Wally
trying to remove a fork from his head with one hand and deftly dodging seagull
s**t somewhere else on the coast. They had progressed no more
than a dozen yards or so, when without warning, Wally stopped dead in his
tracks. “Shush, do yer hear that?” he whispered. “Hear what?” Fat Lad replied as they
simultaneously turned off their torches and listened. For a second or two,
everything seemed to be fine, if not perhaps too quiet, they each thought, but
then, the darkened corridor suddenly came alive to the loud, reverberating
sound of hastily opened and slammed doors, heavy boots and laboured
breathing. “Summat’s going off down there for sure
Fat Lad. Go and check it out, there’s
a good un.” Wally insisted, again determined to pull rank. A mixture of sounds which both
men immediately associated with an approaching scuffle seemed
to emanate from along the corridor somewhere between doors twelve and fifteen. There,
within the restricted space available
and amid many flailing limbs, the barked order to hit the lights was made and responded
to intuitively, but nothing happened. Strew’th, both the
fluorescent light and the newly fitted alarm system had failed, just when they
were needed most. Not surprisingly, no sooner had the post incident de-brief been
concluded, an urgent repair requisition was immediately submitted for the
attention of the maintenance team supervisor. What was more
important though, and proved absolutely crucial on the day, was the heavily reinforced door
to Jacks room was immediately opened flush to the wall by one of the uniformed bods,
without any dithering or messing about whatsoever. No doubt, that relatively
simple, but well practiced manoeuvre allowed Jack to be half dragged, half
carried and finally shoved face down onto his mattress, where he was restrained
by a further two officers. The Black Aspirin was
subsequently administered via a large glass syringe, directly through the rear
pocket of his shorts by an orderly, who seemed to appear from nowhere. Bang,
all his lights went out in a haze of chemical induced swirling black fog and a
single descending wave of purple floaters. Then prior to his being placed in
something far removed from any text book recovery position, Jack was dealt a final well rehearsed but
unnecessarily harsh blow to the small of his back. The official ‘restraint
handbook’ circa 1950 clearly outlined the application of a similar
technique but with the palm of the hand and not the fist against a submissive
shoulder. In effect, procedure number 309 was meant solely to assist in the
safe and speedy exit of appropriately trained personnel from an otherwise
potentially dangerous seclusion room or cell. Whether or not genuine good
fortune smiled down on Jack during that single frenzied moment, remains a
frequently debated topic. What seems highly probable now though is that the
uncontrolled and certainly vicious blow, forced Jacks cyanosed lips to part and
to jettison the previously lodged cherry sized tip of a uniformed officer’s
nose, onto the linoleum and thus, allowed his lungs to fill again with air. It would be several hours at
least before the heavy black draped curtain of paraldehyde induced sleep lifted
from him and the fog to dissipate, slowly giving way to a kaleidoscope of
blinding colour, as first one eyelid and then the other flickered open. His
head hurt and his lips were cemented together with dried blood and mucus, yet
he did not move or give any outward indication of being conscious. This was a
game Jack knew well, after all, he had invented the rules, or so he
thought. Observations were
maintained throughout the period of heavily enforced sedation via a spy hole in
the door, and since his respiration and colour could both be thus determined,
those present agreed, there was no need to take any additional risks.
Furthermore, providing he maintained a reasonable tint and his chest
continued to rise and fall in time with the superbly amplified sound of his
breathing, everyone could step down and take it easy for a while. What a lame joke
that turned out to be, it would surely be a very long time indeed before Thomas Christian Paxton
might relax, or for that matter,
breathe easily again. No doubt, those with an ounce of decency would all feel
sorry for the young lad whose prospects had just been dealt a seriously
vicious blow. Sympathy however, was not known for putting bread on the table,
whereas a financial or compensation payout was increasingly known to do just
that. “Mind you stick a bloody claim in son as soon
as ya feel up to it” each of his colleagues chorused. Whether he heard or not is
another matter. It took a lot longer to get
young TCP settled into the back seat of the Rover than anyone might have
imagined. Of course, everyone knew it
was important to get to the hospital swiftly, so it seemed odd the delay, was
caused by the fella they all called Mouse,
nipping back into the main building for some obscure reason. Despite feeling exhausted
and aching all over from the recent scuffle with Jack, Big Jock Taylor caught
Mouse’s shadow out of the corner of his well trained and beady eye. Squinting
in the dim light, he glanced up from the incident report he was about to sign,
and gave the slightest of nods before allowing the little guy to pass unchallenged. Mouse
blew a silent involuntary sigh of relief and proceeded on to the corridor. Once
there, it was only a matter of seconds before he managed to locate and retrieve
the severed portion of TCP’s nose and placed it in an old tobacco tin,
before dashing back to the Rover. There can be
no question, what happened that evening at the Centre was unfortunate, but what
happened later, at the infirmary was evidently nothing short of a shambles and
required a full investigation before blame could be firmly and rightfully apportioned.
As it happens, it was to
take a full six weeks before the finger eventually pointed squarely at the most
expendable of hospital employees, and after which the sacking of a young
foreign domestic cleaner went ahead without even an eyebrow being raised. A
simple course of action specifically designed to take the heat off senior hospital
personnel as well as those also back at the base. Nevertheless, the
investigation would eventually demonstrate how the fiasco in question appeared
to follow on the heel of a series of grave miss-communications that occurred between
Mouse and an emergency doctor outside Reception in the first few
seconds after his arrival. “You a doctor?” Mouse enquired. “I am indeed but” “Here take this and no buts, I gotta get
back sharpish” “Very kind but I’m afraid I don’t smo…” “Just take it.” Mouse interrupted
thrusting the small brown and gold container into the bemused medical officers’
hand, who in turn, discretely placed it on top of a radiator where it was
eventually found by a cleaner and handed to lost property the following morning.
When they eventually
summoned TCP to a small screened off area for investigation, the duty surgeon proved
far from reassuring in respect of a prognosis or where future aesthetics were
concerned. “It might have been, a different kettle of
fish altogether if they had bothered to find the bit that was missing, put it
on ice and handed it in.” The prematurely greying House Officer reflected as he began to tidy his own clinical notes. There was no doubt about
it, the ‘Casualty Department’ was exceptionally frantic and disorganised and
Thomas Christian Paxton was not the only injured person requiring attention
that evening. The auburn haired, former note taking secretary who witnessed the
whole bloody affair, back at the Centre, continued
to shake uncontrollably until it was eventually agreed she ought to be sedated,
for her own good. “What on earth’s been going on up there, my
dear?” Asked middle aged Staff Nurse Maggie Knowles as she skittered backwards
and forwards between vomit bowl and kidney dish. “Don’t ask luv, you’re better off in the
dark, believe me” came the stern but decidedly weary reply. Whatever one might begin to
imagine, it was certainly very hush hush up at the Centre, and everyone had signed an official document
to ensure it stayed that way. © 2019 NevilleFeatured Review
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