Face Furniture

Just a bit o fun

Face Furniture

 

Shall I grow a beard for thee

A little Shakespeare one perchance

 

Or if you would I rather

I will sport a Che Guevara

 

If tho the thought has got ya thinkin

What about an old Abe Lincoln

 

Just a small one my chin

Three hairs no more like Hoe Chi Min

 

Hans Lanseth’s beard was something else

He couldn’t fit it in his house

 

A Da Vince or Van Dyke may be

More attractive tho just wait and see

 

It seems face furniture is the rage

Just go check out Sam Dickens, Norman223 or Ali’s page

 

Go look but don’t ya gloat now

I’m just off to cut me throat now.. only kidding

 

The End

 

Author's Note

face furniture.. speaks for itself.. maybe... if not we're talking beards okay

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

Fun write Neville. I was always very partial to George Harrison, especially when he sported a beard. I have to say I like them. However, it has to be a proper beard, not designer bloomin stubble or half a dozen hairs hanging from the chin. It has to be hairy, but not untidy. Are you thinking of growing one?

Chris

[Neville]

Not any more.. I have had a couple but not when they are so bloomin trendy.. everyone seems to have one these days... actually I liked George with a beard myself .. :)

[Chris Shaw]

They are very trendy. Best one I've seen was on a life size cardboard cut out, of a male model in the men's clothing department in Debenhams. Left me weak at the knees he did :)

[Neville]

did he head butt ya or summat

[Chris Shaw]

:)).........................

[Neville]

that was funny in my head only it seems... Doh'

[Chris Shaw]

It was visual. Cardboard cutout toppling over. I can live with that, :)

[Neville]

could have killed ya.. are ya gonna sue

[Ayvid N]

Who is it that you wish to grow a beard for, N? I checked out Norman223’s page. He has a standard white beard. You have more interesting beard ideas in this poem. A catalog would be great. Please take care with the throat though ;)

[Neville]

Samuel has a great one here.. but Hans Lanseth's really was summat else.. go Google him... I used to have one when it was less trendy... I will think about that catalog... you worry far too much about my throat, bless ya N

[Ayvid N]

Hahaha. So mind the blade while I go google. You’re welcome N 😺

[Neville]

............... wot do ya think..

[Ayvid N]

All good things :)

[Neville]

that good eh... :)

[Ayvid N]

:))))))))) yes that good

[Neville]

........ :)

[Papaya]

Hmm. I had never given it much thought. I think it depends on the face and the person. Interesting poem and I did wonder by the title where it was going to go. Right for the jugular it turns out. :)

[Neville]

you are quite right of course.. oh' how I do so miss the jugular.. cheers me dear

[Lyn Anderson]

Some faces are just better adored, and unadorned

[Neville]

I concur.. I also thank thee :)