Deny all knowledge, blame the brakes and faulty oven seal, and walk away with head held high and a look of knowing. This will be helped if you are wearing sensible shoes, a cardigan and smoking a pipe.
It also wouldnt hurt to throw in "trust me, I know what im talking about!"
Trust me, I know what im talking about :)
Posted 6 Years Ago
6 Years Ago
full root cause analysis and risk assessments completed, signed in triplicate and submitted..sensibl.. read morefull root cause analysis and risk assessments completed, signed in triplicate and submitted..sensible shoes and pipe to hand, cardigan in place over me Kevlar jacket .. trust me.. I've been here before, in fact both of me has.... bless ya Lorry, your a brick... N
I think the lady has ill intent. Perhaps she didn't like it when the dough didn't rise? I'd stay away from puddles if I were you, Neville!
Thank you for a good laugh.
Having only one leg, I would surely fall off a bike if I tried to ride one.And I would surely bake my head. I mean break my bread. I mean--screw it, I'm gonna go bake some bread.
Posted 6 Years Ago
6 Years Ago
just mind how you go, but in the meantime, please accept my sincere thanks for your visit to these w.. read morejust mind how you go, but in the meantime, please accept my sincere thanks for your visit to these words, always much appreciated... N
I'd prefer falling off a bike than bake a bread - the latter just is wayy beyond me lol
Too much truth in just 4 lines here. I like it. And abs no joke when it's happening to -self- ...
Posted 6 Years Ago
6 Years Ago
many thank you's for considering these four lines my friend, I am most grateful to you.. N
I think I'd rather bake bread than fall off a bike. Both of them though can be disastrous on occasions. Doesn't take much water to drown, in fact I've found myself drowning once or twice over the years without a drop of water in sight. Much to ponder on these two couplets Neville. Cryptic biscuits, food for thought.
It's more like baking bread. All that kneading ... surely will yield a roll or two!
Shallow streams are just as dangerous as deep wells!
Your epigrams are packed with irony, Neville.
some folk are more needy than others and tend to think only of themselves.. it makes me very croissa.. read moresome folk are more needy than others and tend to think only of themselves.. it makes me very croissant... I love that shallow streams analogy... and as always, am grateful to you for visiting... Neville
6 Years Ago
It is always a treat visiting your wonderful words. All the best. Mrudula
As she holds your head under water.
Witty, I like it, no kidding.
Posted 6 Years Ago
6 Years Ago
No kidding, I like it.. bless ya stranger, now then.. where have you been... lovely pic by the way C.. read moreNo kidding, I like it.. bless ya stranger, now then.. where have you been... lovely pic by the way Cherrie x