Nosey Neighbours

Not true, coz I got no neighbours.....

Nosey Neighbours

My wife and I made love in the garden yesterday

It was the first time in a long time we made love

In such a way

 

Unfortunately

It may be the last time for a long time

Despite the fact we both enjoyed each other tremendously

 

The flying insects did not bother us

Nor the pollen or the sunburn

 

Although one particular insect bugged us

Hovering behind a twitching curtain taking photographs

 Of my wife and me

Author's Note

Have a laugh on me..............

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

Made me laugh. Can't be getting enough themselves if they are playing at peeping Tom. Now I wonder what they will do with those photographs? Sell them and make a mint at your expense, I expect. Fiction and fantasy all rolled into one.

Chris

[Neville]

you can beat an egg, bla de bla but ya can't beat beat a good laugh can ya.. cheers Chris.... Neville

[Papaya]

:) smiling (:

at least the mosquitos and such weren't out.
small blessings....

[Neville]

small blessings ... so my ex neighbour is a gossip too eh..... well thanks a bundle.... :)

[Papaya]

:) no need for thanks. we should all be thanking you, for the show. (:

[Neville]

you mean he published them Polaroids... did he get my best side..... N :)

[Papaya]

Ummm, yes. Very flattering angles....

[Neville]

you sure ya dont mean man dangels...

[Papaya]

Yes, I was talking about your wife. :)

[Neville]

phew.. that's a relief... :)

[AYVID N]

I laughed hard and I also wondered. Do these kind of people still exist...? There should be a special kind of jail for them. 😹

[Neville]

they do and there is... very often self imposed imprisonment is more punitive in the long term than any imposed by the courts... Bless ya for taking a peek my friend.... Neville

[AYVID N]

I know what you mean.
Thoroughly enjoyed, my friend :)

[Cherrie]

Ya know this is exactly why a good neighbor is at least 1/2 a mile away.

[Neville]

I learn't my lesson a long time ago, we dont have any neighbours these days...... thanks Cherrie :)

[Cherrie]

That's the only way to go.

[Neville]

............ :) and true..

[barleygirl]

This is fun & reminds me of several "neighbor" poems that I've seen here lately (including one of mine recently). We each have something to say about such neighborly relationships, I suppose. I love your round-about way of laying it all out there, even tho you are sufficiently straightforward, for sure! *wink! wink!* Makes for a good balance of subtlety & "in your face"! *smile* Fondly, Margie

[Neville]

Thank you so very much Margie, I wondered if you might find these words amusing. All fabricated mind wink wink.....N

[Ardra]

Here I was thinking what's with everyone and poems about neighbours being the fav. This season...isit the in thing ...then there I read your poem.. made me laugh... :p

[Neville]

Well I'm blooming glad it did my new found literary friend, blooming glad indeed.........All Good Things eh'....N

[Ardra]

Blooming glad nice word ... :) same here happily blooming ...smiling :p

[Neville]

Glad you like it. Bloom on my friend....N

[lightsong]

Hhaha! well after reading it, I was thinking, it's so good that You actually have no neighbours!

[Neville]

Yes, I am truly blessed. Thanks for checking in.... Neville

[Karen Redburn]

Eek, lol gotta love this. And at the risk of being risqué. Does the threat of nosey neighbors not heighten the fun... oops. Very clever, and I giggled. Oh this line might need a "t", you'll probably know:
"It may be he last time for a long time"

[Neville]

Thank you so very much my new found literary friend. You are of course right on all counts......N

[Lydia Shutter]

Smiling here.....the neighbors could film their own X-rated movie! :) I am sure this would not be a good idea in reality! Cute write. Lydi**

[Neville]

Aye, tis entirely made up & no neighbours were hurt in the making. Cheers Lydi**

[Ghost]

This was good... but I hope the neighbor doesn't post your love for everyone...

[Neville]

Thanks Ghost, I think I'm quite safe on that score....

[Ghost]

Good I don't think the wife would make love again if she seen it on the net

[Neville]

Well I never, so you have been in the same situation too!