How was your morning?

Splash! “What The F**k S**t Cold, Why you poor that on me.” “ ‘Cause you wont get the f**k up.”Grandmother said.Half awake feel like a dumb a*s pirate that with out classes..Bumbing in to every wall wish I knew how I got in the shower. I Know I’m in here but I’m falling a sleep standing up. Thank God I never fell yet. Am I taking forever??. Get out the shower and my cat Penny meowing at me (always wanting me to pet her).  Wish I never watch Danny Phantom making me really late,who cares. Grandmother yelling at me to get ready ‘cause I’m still in my underwear. Damn you Danny Fenton

So as I left my house to go to school i saw my friend Jonathan walk to school said ‘let walk to school’. So as we walk to the bus-stop there was 2 dogs walking with each other like they where a couple so when they got in front of us they started    f*****g each other. It was funny and weird at the same time.”Dude are they f*****g” Jonathan said. “Bro he giving to her doggy style look at that pro we can learn a thing or two”. Weird part was we watch the whole thing for some odd reason. After they was done they walk away together, I was guessing that the dog p***y must of been good for him to go with here or she just another dog w***e ‘cause down the street they stated to f**k again. Did we watch......Yes.

 

Jon went one-way I went the other to different school. And Now I miss the f*****g 13, NOW I have to wait 30 minutes for the bus with this piss,drunk smelly guy in the cold. He really talking to me about his good old days. might go watch those dogs again better than this. WAIT BUSSS!!!  Now that I’m on this warm bus, gazing outside my window looking at everything like it new even though i seen it a bunch of times. Going pass Burger King with no one wanting in-line or drive-thru,people parked in front of the gates at Bear Stadium . Make me wonder if we still have a baseball team? Now that I’m by the park where Hobo love to sleep at on Board Way just notice that this street is really long. Half way downtown look like a mini mall then you get downtown BIG A*S MALL with bus.

Downtown now thank goodness 21 here now i don’t have to walk up the hill and see people that i was suppose to see in college. Pass that statue that i think have 15th President with a golden squirrel and he petting it or talking to it I Think. Go pass the school and straight to DD (Dunkin Donuts). Half the people know my order,even drive-thru. So there this Black Guy with dreads funny and he like “medium tea, light sweat with extra sugar” I laugh ‘cause I not even next guess that my nickname. So when it was my turn  he said the same thing I just added an half-of-dozen of donuts to the mix.

Now I’m walking to school with a donut in my mouth, hot tea in hand. Today will be kinda great.

Author's Note

This is a memoir i had to do for class hope you like