Poets have better Sex

tongue in cheek ?

The old adage still rings true -
besides playing
a musical instrument,
the quickest way into
a woman's panties
is write her a poem.

It's our eloquence,
rhythm, rhyme
a combination of
endless lust and the
fact we've

actually
sat down and thought of her
for the time it takes
to write a few lines,
a stanza or two.....

Some say this is cheating?

It's not.

Poets have better sex because
we have bigger hearts
a capacity for passion
relentless, unbridled
sometimes tragic
yet inevitably honest

a poet will love you
right or wrong, he'll
throw caution to the wind
spark a fire in your loins

so if you're loved by a poet
love him back -
the sex will be fantastic.

Better still,
if you find a poet who
plays a musical instrument
its your lucky day, honey.

By the way,
did I tell you
I play the guitar?

Reviews

[Devons]

This is brilliant! Absolutely hilarious! Damn-straight! Writing a poem for a girl certainly does work wonders, even if you do look like Qausimodo...
The middle section is very real and true, though, in a sincere manner. I think you hit the nail on the head pretty square-on.

[Bare trees]

No wonder why I'm so good at it. lol

[Tai Chi Italy]

lol Nailed it, little-bill! smiling at you

[zombiikillah666]

awh. lol. i like this.... its charming. :D

[Truly Ross-Wisehart]

But what of the poetess? She weaves her words magically, then sings them sweetly upon your skin...like a whisper, lightly...yet they sink to your very core. Oh, did I mention that I sing? /grin

~True

[ashley]

Hahaha I love this!!! Fantastic and so true! My favorite was the end lol. Great job. 100/100 :D