The Little Miss Crazy

A Story by NancyNorthman

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This is a story about a little girl who was sitting on the floor every night. She hated that floor,she wanted to be a unicorn,she dreamed of big sparkling rainbows and golden fields .... cotton candy universe ... she hated to sit on the floor every night but she had to.Her eyes were so boring to her ,she wanted to stuck a pen in to them ,oh wait she already did. Now she is playing with her bloody eyeballs wishing they were caramel candy.... but they will never be as good as caramel candy....nothing will ever be anything other than ........this... she was crying and singing at the same time so came sing along her little song: little miss crazy my name is daisy would you like to tell me what's yours? oh you have no time so I'll play some mime with myself.You are so ugly like somebody took a head of a donkey and put it on a body of a very hairy man, but hey don't you cry now because I have no time for any more drama today.So just take my hand and pretend to be my friend... lalalalalala ...lalalala....lala.. she was very very extraordinary. but she was very bored with her floor and now she had no eyes.... so she planned a little surprise. She took her big girls pinky knife and run into the kitchen where her mommy was drinking tea. She said : hi mommy do you wanna see something beautiful ,sparkling joyfull and make your little girl the happiest little girll in the world? Yes sweety show me. Said the mommy, and then the art of little miss crazy started she and her big girls pinky knife cut the head off her mommy and they laugh and laugh.....and then they cut the hands and laugh some more..... the most laugh they had when they cut the legs and make little imaginary candy cakes of them....oh what a lovely day it was for little miss crazy ...... then she went to sleep and left a messy house because she's very very lazy.

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