Absolute Randomness

It's just as the title describes, Absolute Randomness!

                A deep voice comes on to your radio, reaching over you turn it up in curiosity.

                “‘Asylums never see the light of day.’ Said one voice” In confusion you blink and look up from your reading. The deep voice rumbles on.

                “‘Pink Lemonade!’ squeals another.

                ‘Why bother?’ wonders yet another.

                ‘Apple fritters.’ The wind whispers quietly, shaking the trees of their leaves.                                     

                ‘Physics is the very essence of stupidity, I’m sure of this.’ The professor says before throwing a piece of chalk at a nearby student.

                ‘Oh, oh, oh Whyyyyyyyyyyy meeeeeee baaaaaaabyyyyyyyy?’ the singer croons into the silver microphone, ignoring the howls of pain as the patrons clutch their bleeding ears.

‘Lightning Fingers!’ comes a shout.” Music, deep and sorrowful, echoes in the background as the voice clears its throat.

                “This has been ‘Absolute Randomness’, join in next time to hear ‘Bbrri-bbrri-bbbbriii-bbriii-brrribbbbrii…’” The music and deep voice fades out and leaves you wondering what kind of drugs your taking.

                Please take this and laugh yourself into an early grave. I hear the skeletons are pouring morphing for all your aches and pain! : P

                Thanks for all your support, and I’m pointedly ignoring all those threats, and I hope to see next time I write something idiotic and hopefully awesome!

Author's Note

This will probably make you laugh yourself to an early grave... Just a warning.