Pink Lemons

... Yeah.... Kind of random.... Sorry 'bout that....

 

 

When life gives you lemons; make lemonade!

 

But what happens when life gives you pink lemons?

 

And when you try to make the lemonade

 

The juice squirts into your eyes and blinds you?

 

Then you're rushed to the hospital

 

And the doctors say that that particular type of lemon

 juice is toxic

 

And that there's nothing they can do for you

 

And that you'll be blind for the rest of your life

 

All because you wanted some lemonade.

 

 

Damn those pink lemons....

Reviews

[Tai Ryens]

Made me smile, very entertaining, I liked this. Haha!

[Plagued Monumentally]

I liked this! It was very unrealistic but at the same time, very entertaining.

[Violet]

I really liked this. made me laugh!

[SoulCrusader (Yas)]

Very funny this one. Like it loads.

[WordNerd]

This is a very funny poem, I really enjoyed it. I espeically liked it because it was unique. I really like your poetry, your poetry is very creative and well-written. Can't wait to read more of your work :)

[Clopo]

Have to say that poem made me laugh i little bit... It's a bit strange but good haha. It's a nice little poem.

[Kyla H]

That was...peculiar. But its unique, ill give you that. I can tell that you have a certain outlook on life, and it shows in your work.

[LoneWolf]

Maybe blindness will give you a new perspective on life, or maybe its temporary and you regain your sight 3 days later and appreciate your vision all the more *laughs*