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oh......my........c**k......

"how am I still alive....... wasn't I just getting the s**t kicked out of me?  Wait........ I did hear some guy talking......"  As the man slowly sits up, to see the man of evilness lying unconscious on the ground.  "Did he really do this with just a book....... and then just leaving me lying in the gutter? That f**k."  After contemplaing whether he should do the same as the mysterious man and leave the evil one lying unprotected in this back ally in broad day light.  Even though this man was just mugged, he could still mange walking (what a trooper).  "I always though I'd at least be able to protect myself if s**t like this happened." While stumbling away he starts to wonder.  "I wonder what other ways there are to fight with a book.  It seemed to work..... strange but effective."  After walking for a bit this man amung men has the sudden urge for some awfully good fast food.  "Yep still have my money.  That f**k only had enough time to beat me the c**k up." 

Author's Note

Well....... the things you should keep in mind is that this is a whatever story that I'll just spend some time thinking about and then I'll just shove it on here so I can think up more stuff. ^^