I am my own grandpa

Just some humor

Many, many years ago
when I was twenty-three,
I got married to a widow
who was a pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter
who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
and soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
and change my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
for she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
a brother-in-law to dad.
And so became by uncle,
though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown up daughter who,
of course, was my step-mother

Father's wife then had a son,
who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
for he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife,
she's my grandma too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
then I am her grandchild
And every time I think of it,
it simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
the strangest case you ever saw,
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!

Author's Note

Please give me some feedback alright?

Reviews

[Sunni Davis]

This was very amusing, well thought out and I enjoyed it!

[Denise]

WOW, this was so twisty and confusing that it was hard to keep track, lol...not in a bad way, but a very unique way and it all came together so well. Is this a true story?

[_mal]

This is excellent :)

[Poison Soulz]

hahah very good! made me laugh and was well written
Good job! ^.^