Fresh Gandalf the White

um. So a few months back I was at a party and talking to someone and somehow we decided that Gandalf became a drug dealer to pay for washing his clothes and that's how he became Gandalf the White.

Now this is the story all about how
Gandalf got dropped in modern Glasgow
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how he became a drug dealer called Gandalf the White

In Middle Earth born and raised
On an adventure where he spent most of his days
Hanging out, battling, smoking all cool
And all taking some hobbits outside of the shire
When an army of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in his adventure
He got in another fight and you shall not pass
And suddenly he fell down, landed in Glasgow

He became confused with the new land
But he picked himself up and went on his way
She gave him a kissin' and she gave him a packet
Gandalf put it away and said I might as well sell it

First time, hey this is bad,
Pipe smoking under the bridge
Is this what the people of Glasgow live like
Hm this might be alright!

He whistled for a taxi and when it came near the
License plate was rusty but' it had dice in the mirror
If anything he could say that his life was better
But he thought now forget it, go home to Middle Earth

He pulled up to a dry cleaners about seven or eight
And he washed those clothes, until they were all white later
Looked at his kingdom he was finally there
To defeat the orcs as Gandalf the White

Reviews

[Glorwen Helyanwe]

Oh. My. Gosh. You are a genius! :D

[Fae]

This is an amazing poem! I love the imagination which went in to this! :D This is just so much win.