Overworked

A rare and unique piece of my work. Enjoy.

A Whirlpool system works on the forceful movement of air and water through jets, providing a targeted, massage, and allows customization of pressure and position of water with a directed jetting system. 

Air systems work by introducing air into the water to create a effervescent bubbling effect.  Millions of heated air bubbles bounce and burst to massage every part of your body simultaneously, providing a gentle hydrotherapy.

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SHOOT!  Sorry folks. Guess I am working too many things at once.  This goes on a completely DIFFERENT WEBSITE.  Sorry.

Reviews

[Shelley Holt-Lowrey]

I found these notes sitting in my writing file... this was the start of some copy writing I was working on a while back and it just struck me as funny that it was there. So now it's here.

Though I now must ponder what I may have posted to my client's website over the course of time. That is something I should probably go check out now....

[quinfinn]

well, i must say, at the very least you got me interested in a whirlpool experience!

[John Alexander McFadyen]

HA, Ha, will you ever do one sane thing in the history of this universe. No don't because it reassures us mortals that we are quite free from the madness lol!!!

[Shelley Holt-Lowrey]

Sane? Pah! Sanity is for day to day not here. NOPE! to answer your question.

[SoulCrusader (Yas)]

"Millions of heated air bubbles bounce and burst to massage every part of your body simultaneously"

I'm sold.....

[Onyia-Ali, Kingsley Chu..]

Its good, i must confess, i saw lots of personification.

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

Great, a flashback to my retail days, LOL

[Baby Ricochet]

Man I want to go in a Jaccuzzi now. Sex doesn't work well in one. I've tried

[Shelley Holt-Lowrey]

The marketing professional in me won't be silenced!! You want to go in a SPA. (Jaccuzzi is a brand - and although it is a good product, it is not as good as the brand I am currently consulting for because.....blah blah blah)

Thanks Baby :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Oh, OK, I'll remember that

[Shelley Holt-Lowrey]

:)

[Shimmerbliss/CAF]

This posting has single handedly lightened up my day tremendously. Between what you have written, the reviews, and the comments...I am having a blast here. Maybe I will just stay all day...I mean here on this page of your portfolio...it has nothing to do with the air system...

[Shelley Holt-Lowrey]

Awesome. Then my work on this page is complete. I do have a plethora of unique and quite interesting friends on this site. Look at these people They are all the best group of goofballs a girl could hope to find!

[Shimmerbliss/CAF]

Party at Shelley's! Always the best!

[Marie]

This sounds great. I probably should get one.

[Shelley Holt-Lowrey]

Fortunately, I know a company who sells them. I'll get you a discount.

[lee von cleef]

Comfortable , One word telegram from farmer to farmer.....
comeforthebull... putting kicking hobbles on my thoughts.

[Shelley Holt-Lowrey]

Comforthebull. This reminds me of ... nothing really. I've got nothing to put in this box really, but didn't want it to be the only one I didn't comment in. That would be rude.

[EMF]

Brings to mind a poem someone asked me to post on my page thingy. Similar style. That was about a bathroom appliance as well. Though if you could point me in the right direction of where to buy one... research purposes only of course. It's not like I'd use it for anything.... OK. I would. But it's a damn funny write and idea you have here

[Shelley Holt-Lowrey]

Hardware store. Plumbing Section. Aisle 17. Bottom shelf. Below the pipe cutters and between the toilet plungers and shower curtains.

or so I've been told.

[EMF]

Right. I'll just get a tame plumber to go get me one. Does it come with a floating head?

[Shelley Holt-Lowrey]

Not touchin' that! Not going to do it. Gotta walk away now. You're on your own. (But they come in both types. Definitely get the floating head one!)

[Ken Simm.]

Actually Mr Horned Rimmed Spectacles here again the one you want is on aisle 16 just below the plastic piping and the drain cleaner. Glad to be of assistance Miss.

[EMF]

floating head. Must remember. Do they come in various sizes?

[EMF]

Miss. Do I look like a Miss? Oh Damn. I think we just Hi Jacked this comments thingy

[Ken Simm.]

Sorry, Madam. My glasses steamed up. You don't want to get a floating head. Not the thing at all Madam. you want a delux universal joint on something like that.

[EMF]

I just wanted to know if... (the rest of this sentance has been deleted to remove the potential for double entendre)