Humpty and his Girlfriend

A Poem by The Enemy

Poor Humpty Dumpty sat in his van
Trying to act like a proper big man
Hand on the girl and touching her legs
Tried to go pulling, down her frilly kegs
She told him to stop, but he didn't obey
Instead he just told her to do as he say
This girl didn't want all the touching he did
And poor Humpty Dumpty got a bash on his lid
Up went his hand between trouser leg more
And thats when the girl reached down to the floor
Off came her shoe complete with a heel
And bashed him so hard it made Humpty squeel
Now Humpty he had a real sore cracked head
And lucky for girly escaped Humpty's bed
Humpty's small bits suddenly went very limp
And poor little Humpty lost his new found young pimp
If Humpty had left the girls little tits
Always being driven by his extra small bits
At the end of the night Humpty was very shocked
Girly escaped as the doors were unlocked
Off down the street this girly did run
And poor Humpty Dumpty missed out on his fun
The moral of this story is written below
''Treat people just right and kindness will show''