The hairy rats travels

A Story by The Enemy

Once upon a time in a land not far from here, lived a hairy rat named pilchard, now pilchard the rate enjoyed roaming late at night looking for lady rats who hung around. Well that's not really truthful because pilchards liked all the girls for fun, when i say fun I mean his fun. He used to enjoy chasing these lady animas especially the lady hedgehog as she was a lot slower than him and he out ran her easily, mind you his legs were very strong and could hold his weight down over the girl animals. One stormy wet night pilchards decided he was bored in his dirty smelly hovel, and went out for a look about, in the distance he noticed Racquel slowing moving up the road and he thought it would be fun to chase her into a corner. To show how strong and manly he was. Once he'd captured her he dragged her kicking and screaming back to his hovel. Racquel was very scared of pilchards as she knew she wouldn't get away til he had finished with her. But do you know what happened boys and girls, well sit back relax and I'll tell you what happened. Pilchards dad heard about the nasty things he did including tieing the animals up so they can't escape and Frank the fox aka pilchards dad paid pilchards a visit, while Racquel was tied up in the other hovel Frank looked around and found the spare bedroom where the hedgehog was immediately releasing her he grabbed his pilchard of a son and made him sit down for a long time tied to a seat while the authorities arrived to take him away to the zoo for nutters. After a few days the judge asked the girl animals to tell them all what they had gone through and upon hearing their pleas for help to lock the monster rat up Dave the dragon and very large at that decided the only place for pilchards was to send him to a place called trout lodge a home for nutty rats who need to be treated for their urges and problems. Dave the dragon who was a powerful dragon told pilchards he needed to stay at trout lodge with all the other nutty fruit cakes for at least seven years and do you know something boys and girls well the place that once was known as channock town became a happy place were all the girl animals who were normal and all the male animals whom were also normal could live happily ever after away from pilchards and his dirty paws.