Chicken tikka

Cautionary tale about chicken curry

When you go to bonfire night
And fancy eating curry
Make sure you go to decent place
Or your bum may just leave slurry
There may well be some lumpy bits
When it passes through your gut
Cause when you try and eat five plates
As you tried to eat too much
That is a problem don't you know
When eating that fast food
From stall inside the firework event
You are just one big fool

Reviews

[Tony Jordan]

Oi! This is singing in my head to the tune of 'If you go down to the woods tonight !!" - lmao...class !!

[Eggbert]

Hahaha thanks fornr adding and commenting

[Tony Jordan]

welcome mate - I love writes like this.
This reminded me of Jim Royle's son-in-law (Dave played by the brilliant Craig Cash) saying he had the skits and he could s**t through the eye of a needle