Top Seven Fortune Cookies You will Never See

For the "Clever Fortune Cookie" Contest.

7. The man in the booth behind you is your long lost brother. Don't offer him money.

 

6. Indiana Jones And The Bedpan Of Destiny coming soon to a theatre near you.

 

5. You will soon embark on a long journey... to the bathroom.

 

4. This is the only sentence you can't end with "in bed."

 

3. You always forget you're allergic to fortune cookies, brought to you by Benadryl.

 

2. You will walk out of this restaurant and be run over by a freak herd of stampeding hamsters.  Try not to giggle.

 

and the number one fortune cookie you'll never see:

 

1. You're a wonderful person and everybody likes... sorry, I just can't say it with a straight face.

Reviews

[zig]

i dont know if you are familar with this fact: if you eat two furtune cookies at the same time, they will cancel each other and leave you without fate... thats the only escape hatch i know of, and no way of really know whether it works or not. very clever my friend, i will forever be looking over my sholder watching for hamsters. enjoyed much. zig

[DarkAngelWriter]

LMAO!! I love this! Wow... it so brightened my afternoon :)

[ElJays Nicholas]

Very refreshing :)) LMAO

I think my fortune would be the fifth one, Jodie :)) Maybe that should be the number 2....