What are you lookin' at?A Chapter by MrJodieEstrogen can be a good thing, in small doses. In large doses, it's like a hormonal time bomb. There may be no survivors...Thursday, July 08, 2004Today's top ten, therefore, is going to reflect my current situation... The Top Ten Things To Install In A Luxury Doghouse: 10. Drool cloth dispenser. 9. High-Definition Smell-o-Vision. 8. Hot & cold running toilet water. 7. Authentic "Chase The Car" treadmill. 6. A.C.M.E. inflatable leg. (for those lonely nights at home) 5. Hydrant with infrared flush-o-matic sensor. 4. Crunchy cat crap vending machine. 3. "Just like the real thing" sun-lamp. 2. Butt-scent spray and sniff station. and the number one thing to install in a luxury doghouse: 1. Ronco meaty bone burying oven. © 2008 MrJodie |
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1 Review Added on February 25, 2008 AuthorMrJodieTroutdale, ORAboutI live in Troutdale, Oregon, a suburb of Portland. I'm currently working as a computer systems administrator for a manufacturing company in Vancouver and write only as a hobby. However, I've dreamed.. more..Writing
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