The agony of da happy feet...

The agony of da happy feet...

A Chapter by MrJodie
"

Three reps of ten, a quick stretch and then free your mind...

"

Sunday, July 25, 2004

 
It's been a bittersweet day... and I want to get this over with quickly.  Today's top ten was inspired by something Jackie thought was funny.

The Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear After Visiting The Gym:

1o. Did those pants fit when you came in?

9.  Actually, the limp makes you look kinda sad.

8.  No, I don't think the Sound Of Music soundtrack is appropriate for working out.

7.  Maybe you should consider taking a shower... again.

6.  The doctor will see you now.

5.  I'm afraid that we need to refund the rest of your membership fee, less the damages.

4.  Poor posture, lack of endurance, unhealthy breathing... maybe you should give up the porn.

3.  I'm sorry sir, I thought you were just crank calling 911 from your cellphone.

2.  They call them sweats, not sponges.

and the number one thing you don't want to hear after you visit the gym:

1.  Sure, you look great.  If you're an anaemic, injured, senior citizen.


© 2008 MrJodie


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