Shiifuudo

This haiku is pissing me off

All things entail rising and falling time. You must be able to discern this.

Do nothing which is of no use.

You win battles by knowing the enemy's timing, and using a timing which the enemy does not expect.

Why the hell does this guy have this written on his back? Wait that's not a haiku and that's not in English when did I learn Japanese? Wait a sec... he has a tattoo of unexpected timing on his back or the awareness of it and now has a .45 parked in his skull haaaaaaaaaaahahahah

Wasn't I doing something? Oh yeah, I love underground casinos ahhhh the sights and the sounds the rolling wheels and the smell of cigars and the rattle of dice.

"Yoroshiku onegai shimasu! Watashi wa Jooku desu!"

But really, it's not funny anymore. I mean what if you're in another time zone or exist outside of time like some sort of omniscient being? I wish this guy had a watch now that'd be something to roll around with I mean come on! What if he was looking at his watch and he's all like "Oh geez im wasting so much time right now good thing i'm aware of that now and them BLATTT"HAHAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahahahhhhhhhhhhh OH GOD I CAN'T BREATHE HAhhhaaaaaa!

What are they looking at? Panda what are they looking at? Oh s**t I was still talking wait what was I doing here?

Bring the car around i'm done here.